if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank 

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank by von groovy January 18, 2019

Wish You Were Here 

Pink Floyd's 9th studio album, released in 1975. Often considered one of their greater works and one of the best albums ever. Also the name of a song featured in the same album, one of the band's more well-known songs.

I love Wish You Were Here, it's my favorite Floyd album.

Wish You Were Here by Geocube15 November 21, 2020

the book were making is too short. 

the pages for your love story is too thin, too short, too fast to, and already finished.

i love you but the book were making is too short.

the book were making is too short. by anonymous April 20, 2022

You Said You Were Going To Fuck Me 

When you’re vibing with someone and they say it’s going down but then you turn around and they’re gone.

One night Annie said she was going to hook up with me, I turned around and she vanished. I ran all over town and finally found her in a Chipotle and said “you said you were going to fuck me”!?

You Said You Were Going To Fuck Me by Gingerballin December 13, 2022

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As it were 

Oops, I just spoke an inadvertent double entendre and I want you to believe that my mind is dirty enough to have realised it but not so dirty as to have done it deliberately

I was standing in a cold draught talking to that sexy new girl from no. 21 and now I'm all stiff. <pause, slight blush> er.. as it were.

As it were by Schmunzelmonster February 18, 2009