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wenis boner

when you quickly extend your arm inward, stretching the skin apart on your elbow, making it hard and boner-like.
Zack: dude, I reached up really fast to slap the bug off my shoulder, and everybody saw my wenis boner!

me: dang, dude was it bad

zack: it was all dirty from being outside
by the def person February 23, 2008
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wenis dig

The use of the wenis and elbow to inflict severe to mild discomfort on another by slowly stabbing the elbow and wenis into some part of their body.
"Yo Ben! Nick stole your seat! Wenis dig 'em and he'll move!"
by koalabison January 2, 2009
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wenis man

A weak super hero who can do whatever a wenis can, which, unfortunently, isn't much. Some speculate however, that he can stretch, and perhaps can be used to violently slap people.
da da da da! wenis MAN! does whatever a wenis can.
by Bob dole October 6, 2005
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Wenis Biter

1.One who likes to bite another persons wenis
2.One who has the taste for wenis in their blood, like a vampire but loves Wenis
3.One who loves Wenis enough to bite it
4.One who loves wenis so much their nick-name is Miss Wenis
Miss WeinEE is such a Wenis Biter she bit my wenis on the bus the other day and she got so happy!

Miss Weinee is like a vampire, but she like wenis so that makes her a Wenis Biter

graham: Who is that??
Joe: That? that is Miss WeinEE
Graham: Oh she must be a Wenis-Biter
by The Tig aka C-rad February 27, 2008
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wenis rodeo

An act performed by two people. Step one: One person grips another person's wenis firmly. Step two: Other person tries diligently to "buck" the other person from his wenis.
Friend 1: "Hey! The wenis rodeo is coming to town!"
Freind 2: "Oi! Let's go at it."
(Friend 1 grabs Friend 2's wenis. They proceed with the rodeo)
by MolliverLongwood April 1, 2010
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Wenis Grinding

To rub wenises (elbows) with another person.
"WTF?! What's wenis grinding?!"
"When you grind your wenis with someone elses, DUH!"
by D!NOSAYRAWR<3 June 24, 2009
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Wenis Flytrap

The elbow tip when covered in jelly or any sticky substance that keeps any flies from escaping after landing, hence they’re trapped.
Person: I found a way to trap those pesky flies.
Person 2: How:
Person 1: By covering my elbow tip with jelly,
Person 2: Oh really?
Person 1: Yeah, Amy elbow’s a wenis flytrap.
by gregben July 6, 2021
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