An excuse to give to someone when you really, really don't want to talk to them. It's sort of like a stunner because no one expects it. Once you stun them, it's your time to get away.
"Waxing the Cat" is a family-friendly way to get the hell away from someone you don't like.
"Waxing the Cat" is a family-friendly way to get the hell away from someone you don't like.
Joanie: Blah, blah, something stupid, blah, blah...
Fred: I MUST BE OFF! I'M GOING TO BE WAXING THE CAT!
Joanie: *Staring at Fred in shock*
Fred: *Makes an epic get away* HA, it works everytime!
Fred: I MUST BE OFF! I'M GOING TO BE WAXING THE CAT!
Joanie: *Staring at Fred in shock*
Fred: *Makes an epic get away* HA, it works everytime!
by Sir John Doe, Esq. July 26, 2010
Get the Waxing the Catmug. act of sucking a dick and or jacking it off... it's a pirate term of course but who cares, used commonly now adays by renegade pirates O.o....
by Suburban Pirate September 6, 2008
Get the wax the plankmug. The name used to call a certain Finley courtier when he gets loud. Can be used in conjunction with ‘your fat’ or ‘fucking whale’ for maximum effect.
Beck: hey fin wattup u waxing gibbous
Fin: hey that’s so mean I only gained 25kg over lockdown what the hell man
Fin: hey that’s so mean I only gained 25kg over lockdown what the hell man
by wittybanter1239 September 21, 2020
Get the Waxing gibbousmug. by Chicka chicka weiner cakes March 6, 2020
Get the Wax Cultmug. When a man removes body hair via hot wax in or around his pubic area for one of two purposes:
1. To prevent pubic hair from being visible around the edges of his underwear or swimsuit
2. To provide physical comfort or visual pleasure for his significant other
1. To prevent pubic hair from being visible around the edges of his underwear or swimsuit
2. To provide physical comfort or visual pleasure for his significant other
"Honey! It looks like I'm hiding a freakin' wig in my speedos! I told you I should've gotten that boyzillian wax before we left for Hawaii."
"Sweetpea? I want to be honest with you. Our physical relationship would be so much better if you would go and get that boyzillian wax. It's a jungle down there!"
"Sweetpea? I want to be honest with you. Our physical relationship would be so much better if you would go and get that boyzillian wax. It's a jungle down there!"
by McKenji June 23, 2009
Get the Boyzillian Waxmug. by alex vagina October 24, 2006
Get the F.T. no waxmug. 1. A vinyl record that is purple.
2. Blood mixed with cum from a dark skin chick on your dick from fuckin her doggystyle while she on the rag.
2. Blood mixed with cum from a dark skin chick on your dick from fuckin her doggystyle while she on the rag.
1. Yo the Dj need to play that Raekwon "Only built for Cuban linx", I gotta see him mess with that Purple wax!
2. Kevin: You should get it in with Leslie, she got mad cake.
Mike: Facts bro! My girl Cindy on the rag right now and I ain't jackin off!
Kevin: Niggah you soft. Ima playah! My girl on the rag too but I'm throwin on the jimmy tappin Sarah and Leslie Sister Tara then goin home to get fuck my girl.
Mike: lmao ya girl a freak so I know she gonna suck that Purple wax off ya dick after you done piping her!
Kevin: The blacker the berry is the sweeter it taste!
2. Kevin: You should get it in with Leslie, she got mad cake.
Mike: Facts bro! My girl Cindy on the rag right now and I ain't jackin off!
Kevin: Niggah you soft. Ima playah! My girl on the rag too but I'm throwin on the jimmy tappin Sarah and Leslie Sister Tara then goin home to get fuck my girl.
Mike: lmao ya girl a freak so I know she gonna suck that Purple wax off ya dick after you done piping her!
Kevin: The blacker the berry is the sweeter it taste!
by Jay89Jay91 February 12, 2018
Get the Purple waxmug.