A sex term referring to when a large group of males - humans or otherwise - ejaculate into the mouth of an individual (always human). One male then dips his testicles into the foaming mouth of the recipient, creating the glazed walnuts.
Dude 1: "Broh, last night was wild - I got glazed walnuts! Me and Jonny and Johnny and John all came in Karen's mouth."
Dude 2: "Brah, that's disgusting...you have to get glazed walnuts from a human! Karen is a bonobo, remember?"
Dude 2: "Brah, that's disgusting...you have to get glazed walnuts from a human! Karen is a bonobo, remember?"
by Whiteguys January 2, 2015
Get the Glazed Walnutsmug. When you proceed to teabag a sexual partner in the face until boredom occurs and then proceed to yell "FALCON PAWNCH!!!!" and hit them in their genitalia so hard that the sudden pain causes them to headbut you in the testicles. Therefore, lolz for everyone
by Zack Slade July 24, 2011
Get the Walnut Ripplemug. A Cookie Run “story game” uploader that stole their ex’s idea for one of their newest posts. They consume more Milanesa than the average Italian consumes pasta in approximately 72 hours and tend to listen to twink music
They are also wanted in twenty three countries and possess two deadly mexican behaving sisters that concern half of the Argentinian population that is aware of their existence
But are quite cutesy
They are also wanted in twenty three countries and possess two deadly mexican behaving sisters that concern half of the Argentinian population that is aware of their existence
But are quite cutesy
by Rate wer!! Wink wink July 14, 2023
Get the Walnutmug. The expression on your face when you see some unattended Barkerhouse rolls on the table for your ma. The expression on your face when you remember every blowjob you ever got. The expression on your face when you see she needs a brogan adjustment. The expression on your face when you guess you could call that a dick. The expression on your face when you read beyond chapter 3 of Sun Tazu's The Art of War. The expression on your face when the Sfogliatelle arrives and is placed softly on the table. When they've been told, twice, and now you'll tell them. Those red panties in the top drawer. When it's your song. When you win the chin-ups cup 3 weeks in a row. When it's not 3 o'clock. When the skip's got your back & warns you about the leftover mayonnaise on your chin. When you go down and you can taste the Dove deep moisture body soak.
When I see a buff ting in a short skirt over her knees, I give her the Walnut to let her know I'd take her back to my ma's for some macaroni and gravy.
by Clarence(Paups) February 24, 2021
Get the Walnutmug. When a man's testicles get wet from using the toilet for a bowel movement. Either from water being backed up too high, or a small toilet was used. More commonly the testicles could be too big or hang into the water.
by Captain Manary September 6, 2020
Get the Soggy Walnutsmug. Walnut is a crack headed idiot that everyone hates very deeply
it is a 17 year old British gremlin thing
Legends say walnut is still out there stealing kneecaps and deez nuts ing people
kill on sight.
it is a 17 year old British gremlin thing
Legends say walnut is still out there stealing kneecaps and deez nuts ing people
kill on sight.
by WALNUTTTTT June 2, 2021
Get the Walnutmug. "Are you a gamer?"
"Yeah."
"What do you play?"
"Clash of Clans, PUBG Mobile-"
"You absolute fucking Walnut."
"Yeah."
"What do you play?"
"Clash of Clans, PUBG Mobile-"
"You absolute fucking Walnut."
by The Guy Down The Street888 December 9, 2018
Get the Walnutmug.