ben wallace free throw

When you miss, or airball, a free throw. The Ben Wallace Free Throw is often confused with the Shaq Free Throw. The only difference in the two is that Shaq rarely airballs the fucking shot like Ben Wallace does.
(guy 1 airballs free throw)

Guy 2: "Man, you suck. That's the 12th Ben Wallace free throw you've shot all night."
by D-Miles August 13, 2006
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John Wallace Middle School

A school in Connecticut where they're basic bitches in there who think they're popular, but there not. A lot of fuckboys who think they're lit or popular but there not. Pretty a school of basic bitches and fuckboys.
Person 1: what school you go to.
Person 2 : John Wallace Middle School
Person 1: I pray for u
by BitchSis101 April 11, 2019
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Sir William Wallace

infamous scotish rebel leader, as played by mel gibson
they can never talk are spirit
by the great one February 22, 2005
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Judy Wallace

She’s about to Judy Wallace her ass.

I can believe that lady is carrying 30 pickup trucks while in one hand a baby on her hip and a phone in the other, so Judy Wallace.
by BubblegumBOY April 01, 2023
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dillon wallace

Dillon Wallace is a douche bag wanna be faggle douche who is related to his Frist cousin
by DDoSed February 03, 2016
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Caden Wallace

Caden Wallace is a tryhard MLP fan
by 22107 February 14, 2022
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Wallace's Razor

Never attribute to a conspiracy what could be attributed to inefficient bureaucracy. Conspiracy theories are generally fueled by people trying to make sense of the unexplained. People who have not been a part of really large organizations overestimate the level of internal coordination that actually happens. Generally, they are too slow moving to accmplish big complex things quickly and quietly. This mostly applies to "Enemy Above" type conspiracies. In short, the government or other large organizations is rarely competent enough to pull of a large conspiracy, and almost definitely could not keep it a secret - it probably just moves slow.

Related to Hanlon's razor (Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity), but more focused on whether conspiracy theories are true. It was penned by Jamie Wallace (@jamiemw) in 2023 to after 20+ years of working in large organizations.
Wallace's Razor would explain why Pearl Harbor happened, the bureaucracy of the Navy prevented signals intel from getting to the right sources in time, it wasn't that FDR just wanted an excuse for war.
by Razor Author March 31, 2023
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