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Debt-stination Wedding

A common practice in modern times whereas a wedding will be arranged in a far away land at an inconsiderately inordinate cost to the guests; this results in one of two scenarios in which the guest is either condemned into debt to attend or condemned into the endless shame of missing a loved one's wedding.
"Hey, are you going to Veronica's wedding at that $2k/night, 7 star hotel in Dubai?"

"No way dude... I rather suffer the shame any day over attending that debt-stination wedding..."
by AW306 May 25, 2023
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Nathan's Wedding

A name given to something surprising, that you never thought would happen.
"I didn't think pigs could fly, but it turned out to be a bit of a Nathan's Wedding"

Can also be used as an exclamation: "Nathan's Wedding! Did you see that pig fly??"
by ThomasTheGnome July 3, 2023
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Donald's Wedding

An event or situation that you don't believe until you actually see it with your own eyes.
"I'm really thirsty, man. How long have we been trekking through this dessert for anyway!? We should go get a drink from that oasis over there..."

"Nah man, that's a Donald's Wedding right there. It doesn't exist, it's our imagination."

"Well let's go check it out just in case"

"OK"
by ThomasTheGnome July 4, 2023
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wedding

A holy matrimony in which usually a man and a woman decides to live together forever, notwithstanding prenups and other crap and without a wedding gown which there would be no such ceremony.
I bought my perfect wedding gown at www.gownsshop.com at 50% off regular price, boy did I save a shit load!
by wwwgownsshopcom December 25, 2007
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Wedding Gangbang

Following the wedding reception, the bride is carried by the groom, best man, and all the groomsmen to a private room, normally a bridal suite or bedroom, the groom then sexually shares the bride with the best man and all groomsmen, the groom, best man, and all the groomsmen spend all night, take turns having sex with and gangbanging the bride, until the following morning.
Did you have a Wedding Gangbang at your wedding?
by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 23, 2023
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coma wedding

A Coma Wedding is when an individual suffering with a coma or within a comatic state is married binding within a court of law by an agreement of the patients Power of Attorney, family, and significant other after filing said paperwork through the local disticts juridiction.
As In "Samantha and James are finally getting married! It's sad to still see James on the venilator; the whole affair will have to be a coma wedding, but is sure is grand seeing Samantha so happy with that diamond that his estate can afford!"
by Gralkor December 9, 2008
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chinese wedding

A sex act in which a much older white man engages in sex with an underaged Asian woman covered head to toe in paint on top of a blank canvas.
Jerry had a Chinese wedding last night after he finished grading papers.
by FranklyT March 11, 2017
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