trade vulture

A friend who swoops in and hooks up with the person you've been chatting up.

I can't believe you hooked up with the guy I was taking to. I wanted to hook up with him! You're such a trade vulture.

by The Pop Sucker June 27, 2017

Trauma vulture

A person who feasts on the trauma of others and will only show up as a “friend” when others are in crisis. This is typically a means of deflection; if the trauma vulture can pick apart the carcass of someone else’s trauma they can avoid acknowledging their own

“How come the only time I hear from Stacy is when my life is in shambles?”
“Oh duh, it’s because Stacy is a trauma vulture”

by We’re poor October 10, 2022

Video Vulture

People who milk a dead trend are called video Vultures.

"Damn that YouTuber is such a Video Vulture!
"I know bro!"

by Armyopathy July 23, 2023

Culture vulture

A person of African culture who steals other cultures then claims a race they have stolen from has no culture

Culture vulture says"Only we can have dread's" when wearing an item of clothing or playing a sport from that races culture

by It's a two way street March 5, 2021

Fame Vulture

Someone that moans about how sad the death of a celebrity is, yet never talks about all of the normal people that die every day. Very trendy to do on Social Media, including Facebook, Tumblr, etc.

Did you read what Amanda wrote about that comedian dying? She's such a fame vulture.

by Unrepentant13 August 13, 2014

social vulture

A person who tries to invite themselves to an event, no matter how awkward, unwarranted, boring, or lame their attendance will be. If allowed to tag along, they will consume all joy or whimsy and render the carcass of the evening lifeless while they feast with bloody beaks, unaware of their intrusion.

Bob: What are you doing for dinner tonight?
Me: Meeting my dad for dinner to talk about his recent diagnosis....
Bob: So, we should drive together?
Me: Bob, don't be a social vulture

by SteelWhiskers May 27, 2016

Server Vulture

Developer who runs around laying claim to any available servers on the network to dump his shitty code in without permission thereby forcing it into production.

We're out of test servers cause the dev team is a bunch of Server Vultures...

by Network Guy March 25, 2008