Tuners vs Muscle

A stupid ass rivalry to determine which vehicle class which is the best that mostly retard rednecks love to bitch about.

Pros & Cons

Tuners

Pros:

Looks good on the outside and sounds smooth on the inside
Has a good variety in manufacturers (ex. Nissan, Toyota)
Able to turn well

Good gas mileage

Cons:

Not as fast as Muscles or Exotics

Some engines in some models can be rather complicated
And are often defined as shit (or ricers) by Muscle Heads and Exotic Aficionados

Muscle

Pros:

Loud ass sound in the engine
Known for being fast for years

"No replacement for displacement"
Equally fast as Exotics and more faster than Tuners

Has a legacy by manufacturers (ex. Dodge, Chevy, and Ford)

Cons:

Only legendary at Drag Racing and NASCAR
Can burn up gas like a suicidal chicken in hell

The result: Muscle

(but personally I really don't fucking care I like both,
why bitch about it? I don't know)
Muscle Head: Tuners vs Muscle which is better, personally I think Muscle cars are the greatest car ever made than some shitty gay ass ricer whatchamacallit? Neesan (Nissan) Handern (Honda) Massa (Mazda) so which is it?

Me: I really don't fucking care which better, I like both, I'm not going to waste my time or my life saying which better, each has their pros and cons.

Muscle Head: Um, well my Hemi can but your car in a second, let's race

Me: Fuck off, please
by I'm mixed June 29, 2011
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england vs. america

STOP STEALING OUR FUCKING SHOWS. and then saying it's a showtime original series.

seriously. get your own thought process. stop stealing britains.
england vs. america: tv shows america has stolen = shameless, skins, the office, american idol (originally pop idol), x-factor, america's got talent, life on mars, etc.
by nicole wotherland February 04, 2011
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England Vs America

First of all kill yourself faggot second of all America is full of fat shits and England is full of posh wankers that all are that much pussies they have started to grow an vagina and by the way both ur football club are shit you tits.
England vs America would be like-England cunt- oh we’re better than america we’re not all fat shits. You’se are all fat shits I have seen you. Typical Americunt- all you people in Britain just live in a castle and drink tea all day now that just sums it up for the Americans
by English are trannys December 14, 2021
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lebron vs jordan

The GOAT himself from Akron Ohio, 10 straight finals runs, on every all time stat list, 4 time nba champion (soon to be 5), still top of the league at 37, it’s lebron james. Then there’s some bald loser who got cut from high school basketball team and soon to be irrelevant after lebron wins another ring, it’s michael “crying” jordan.
You guys are debating lebron vs jordan ?! There’s nothing to debate everyone knows who’s better lebron 😂.
by Hibdhsbbs July 12, 2022
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nintendo vs. sega

Guy 1: Nintendo Vs. Sega. Which is best?
Guy 2: Nintendo
Guy 1: No, it's Sega!
Guy 2: It's nintendo!
Guy 1: IT'S SEGA!
Guy 2: NINTENDO!!
Guy 1: SEGA!!!!!!
etc.
by Vaxen August 18, 2014
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Slash Vs. Hendrix

The biggest choice in all Rock.

All those knew bands like My Chemical Romance and Bullet For my Valentine cannot hold up against even a fraction of power from these gods.
Slash Vs. Hendrix Is coming! God ( Ozzy Osbourne ) will NOT let Hendrix die without one final battle.
by The Urban Legend: Dodd42 February 23, 2011
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ps3 vs wii

1. A rather hilarious commercial for the Nintendo Wii, mocking the previous Mac vs. pc Commercials. Just google it, dude. It's funny.
2. A comparison that the Wii obviously wins.
3. Any similar comparison.
1. Wii Girl: I like gokarts!
Ps3 Girl: I like WWII combat and my vibration function is turned off!
2. Ps3 Vs Wii? Come on, did you seriously buy that $600 piece of shit?
3. Bee Arthur hotter than Pam Anderson? Come on, that's Ps3 Vs Wii.
by dethklok November 20, 2006
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