Velvet Glove

When a guy has his penis in a womans ass, sticks his hand up her vagina, and masturbates himself through the membrane between the two cavities.

Opposite to Rubber Glove.

I was fucking her and gave myself the Velvet glove.

by moobags February 4, 2010

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velvet mouth

A sultry, torrid voice.
A voice you could hear for hours and not tire.
Given to sophistication, good inflection, proper timing, thoughtful pauses.
Can also indicate the sources excellent choice of words and expressions.

The velvet mouth on her, always saying the right thing.

She has a velvet mouth, she could ask me for a million dollars and I'd start looking for a bank to rob.

by Dem*an June 13, 2005

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Velvet Glove

n. Masturbating with a well lubed hand of a passed out girl.

Ever since Petey donned the velvet glove for the first time, his life has never been the same.

by Helgate July 12, 2004

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velvet divorce

running with the idea of a velvet rope, a velvet divorce is a dissolution of a relationship where you get the better end of the deal (the house, the furniture, the friends) while the other person is basically left with nothing

person 1: oh girl, i heard about you and john, are you ok?

person 2: absolutely! it was a velvet divorce. the house is mine and he's moving into some little apartment next week.

person 1: alright girl, work it

by samhannach October 30, 2013

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ass velvet

Brown patches that float to the surface in a jacuzzi- mold and fungus from stagnant water in the pipes blasted out when the jets are turned on- but it looks like antler velvet only... ...there's no antlers in the tub, are there...?

I wanted to impress my date, so I netted up most of the ass velvet before I invited her into the jacuzzi.

by Tubdiver March 5, 2011

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