to vegetable someone

To inflict enough mental or physical damage on someone to leave them crippled / retarded for life.

to vegetable someone
A: The guy was gonna tell on me so I vegetabled him.
B: Cool, did you torture him?

A: The guy that got hit by train last week didn't die, but he is pretty vegetabled.

by PacifistTrey June 25, 2016

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Vegetable

An individual who has gone through intensive retardness and is commonly a sketchy suspect in hit and runs.

"That man is a vegetable, no way he caused that hit and run."

by loxlie August 10, 2023

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a disabled person in a wheelchair

"no way bro look at that vegetable over there! wanna hear a joke? what part of a vegetable cant you cook? the wheelchair."

by gossipgirlsxxoo November 9, 2022

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A DISGUSTING thing that literally no CHILD will eat
They stink
But peaches well *Whistles* They look like them big fat pink BOOTYS

Mom Ok sweetie time to eat ur vegetables
Kid THE FUCK MOM I TOLD YOU NO VEGETABLES
*Kid proceeds to beat his mother ferociously until she is bleeding*
KidNOW GIVE ME PEACHES

by RandomKidThatYouDontKnow October 9, 2019

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Someone that is either mentally disabled , or someone that has no common sense.

Brother: What’s 2+2?
You: 7!
Brother! Your a vegetable

by ChingChongChungy June 4, 2018

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A descriptive word used to relate to someone not particuarly picky with their selection of sexual partners. They only reject partners with particuarly bad traits or blemishes, much like a vegetable picker only throws out the most disfigured potatoes.

Example 1
Dude 1: Hey, that girl is so hot
Dude 2: Man shes fairly average
Dude 1: Where's my shovel? I am going vegetable picking

Example 2
Girl 1: Girl 2 is picky about who she sleeps with but, Girl 3....COMPLETE Vegetable Picker

by sellotaperoll November 7, 2011

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