vegetable hammer

Extremely blunt knife.

."

"That's not a knife; that's a vegetable hammer

by Alan o' Bale October 30, 2025

banshee vegetables

Aja said it. As in Asian people. It's a sexual reference to shoving vegetables of varying size into the anal gland.

I begged her to give me the banshee vegetables.

by NoClue February 16, 2014

to vegetable someone

To inflict enough mental or physical damage on someone to leave them crippled / retarded for life.

to vegetable someone
A: The guy was gonna tell on me so I vegetabled him.
B: Cool, did you torture him?

A: The guy that got hit by train last week didn't die, but he is pretty vegetabled.

by PacifistTrey June 25, 2016

Nick Vegetable

an ugly troll ass rat who can't get his head out of his ass and us high all the damn time.

"nick vegetable just texted me "
"he's ugly , block"

by whatafatass November 1, 2016

Moist Vegetable

What your mate is when they want to do something other than what the boys are doing - usually girlfriend related or boring af.

Synonyms: schweff, wet lettuce, pussy whipped

Antonyms: MVP, top boy

Person 1 - "You keen for some Fifa and a bev?"
Person 2 - "insert shift excuse"
Person 1 - "Absolute moist vegetable mate"

by schweffganistan December 15, 2016

space vegetable

one of the biggest minds of the 21st. century, used to star in music videos such as Satisfaction- by benny

benassy .

"oh that space vegetable was delicious for my brain"
"whats cookin? science"

by CatFishTeGreat April 13, 2017

Vagina Vegetables

Another term for children. You plant a seed, grow them for 9 months, Fred them, water them, and they grow just like a vegetable!

$30 on Goldfish crackers?! These damn vagina vegetables be eatin me outta house and home!

by NerfHerderWords September 24, 2020