SVS is a condition characterized by smug and well-timed references to one's veganism, citing statistically insignificant studies showing that vegan diets are healthier for your body and the environment--often while taking a drag from a cigarette, thereby negating everything they supposedly stand for and showcasing their vulnerability to worthless trends. Those suffering from SVS will often remind you of how dangerous pesticides and mysterious chemicals are, especially those that haven't been studied, and are likely to direct you to various wikipedia articles detailing conspiracy theories that are surely to blame for their recent development of a cough. SVS victims usually appear to be completely oblivious to the fact that every chemical in cigarettes has been extensively studied, and is, without any shadow of a doubt, deadly, dangerous, and the cause of their recent cough, suppressed immune system, and possibly their brush with derangement.
If you suspect that you or a friend may be suffering from SVS, direct them to your local clinic for a blood test and a pamphlet.
If you suspect that you or a friend may be suffering from SVS, direct them to your local clinic for a blood test and a pamphlet.
Tom: "Are you eating a chicken salad? Ha, yeah, that's how I used to eat before I took a few nutrition classes and did some research online. Chicken salads are officially endorsed by Monsanto, you know." *drags on cigarette*
Mary: "ugh... Tom.. you're looking kind of hipster lately... have you been to the doctor for a Smoking Vegan Syndrome test?"
Tom: *wheezes* "I try to stay away from doctors. Ever noticed how hard they try to vaccinate you?!"
Mary: *sigh..*
Mary: "ugh... Tom.. you're looking kind of hipster lately... have you been to the doctor for a Smoking Vegan Syndrome test?"
Tom: *wheezes* "I try to stay away from doctors. Ever noticed how hard they try to vaccinate you?!"
Mary: *sigh..*
by SVSconsultant November 19, 2010
Get the Smoking Vegan Syndrome mug.It happened. It only happened there. And it happened far enough away to have any negative effect on the "the here and now".
And anyone who wasn't there at the time need not know about it.
So stfu about it, and move on. But keep the memories. ;)
And anyone who wasn't there at the time need not know about it.
So stfu about it, and move on. But keep the memories. ;)
Dane Cook's intro to a recent show in Las Vegas:
"...great to be back here in Vegas....you know how they say 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'....? Well I have a new saying....if it happens in Vegas, and I see it....I'm fuckin' telling EVERYBODY!!"
"...great to be back here in Vegas....you know how they say 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'....? Well I have a new saying....if it happens in Vegas, and I see it....I'm fuckin' telling EVERYBODY!!"
by Mister B. November 18, 2006
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AKA Rotorua. A small town in New Zealand that is said to be the Vegas of New Zealand because of its many motels and neons. But in reality it is nothing like it.
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Get the Vegana mug.Veganism is the ideas and underlying principles and beliefs as to why a person inevitably adopts a vegan diet. 'Vegan' only defines the type of diet.
Veganism has a commonality in principles, but is not exclusive, nor limited to the following;
Ethical - enabling animals to have rights to prevent torture, rape and murder of all sentient beings.
Environmental Sustainability - The impact animal production has on world. Ref. United Nations Report '07: Livestock’s long shadow.
Health - Global Famine, The shortening of life spans, and obesity ~ mainly heart related illnesses. Animal born Diseases, Athleticism.
People adopt some, the whole or no beliefs, yet are still vegans. The main point is that whatever path we have taken; it was a strong enough conviction to adopt a vegan lifestyle.
Veganism has a commonality in principles, but is not exclusive, nor limited to the following;
Ethical - enabling animals to have rights to prevent torture, rape and murder of all sentient beings.
Environmental Sustainability - The impact animal production has on world. Ref. United Nations Report '07: Livestock’s long shadow.
Health - Global Famine, The shortening of life spans, and obesity ~ mainly heart related illnesses. Animal born Diseases, Athleticism.
People adopt some, the whole or no beliefs, yet are still vegans. The main point is that whatever path we have taken; it was a strong enough conviction to adopt a vegan lifestyle.
Q: How could you be a vegan, yet not believe in veganism?
A: Simple, by adopting the diet, yet rejecting the principles.
A: Simple, by adopting the diet, yet rejecting the principles.
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