valscrium

That stuff you get in your eye. Alternatively known as “eye-gookie”

Jeremiah has a lot of valscrium in his eyes..... Crusty-ass.

by DJ Fat Nutz October 25, 2020

valetdicktorian

Someone who's a real a**h**e when it comes to parking your car for you.

K.I.T.T. is a fully self-driving car and thus is always able to find a parking spot on his own, so Michael Knight never has to worry about any valetdicktorians' causing him grief in a V.I.P. parking lot.

by QuacksO October 29, 2020

valtriq

6'5 alpha male

Valtriq is cute :)

by 6'4 Alpha Male November 27, 2020

valtriq

6'4 alpha male and professional serial killer

Valtriq :)

by 6'4 Alpha Male November 27, 2020

valsamhh

Valsamhh is the best creator. She is cute , and she is talented. Go follow her HAHAHAH!

Valsamhh is my idol , period bèstãy.

by poopiemonsterxoxo January 17, 2021

Vältsy

Someone who is bad on the support role in Overwatch.

"Oh our mercy is really bad"
"Yes she is a vältsy"

by XxCricketGod February 6, 2021

vagstronaut

a pioneer in tha pu$$y

Guy 1: You goin to vagstronaut training this weekend??
Guy 2: Hell nah. I got aids last week.
Guy 1: Aw man.
Guy 3: aw man.

by vastronaut March 24, 2021