A woman, having been sufficiently "pounded," enters a Vaginal Coma when either:
A. Her pelvic bone breaks.
B. Her pelvic bone becomes misaligned - resulting in significant pain, and walking becomes difficult.
C. The vaginal area becomes severely bruised, resulting in significant pain, and walking becomes difficult.
In any of the above scenarios, the woman is deterred from any form of vaginal (and usually anal) intercourse, for a large amount of time.
A. Her pelvic bone breaks.
B. Her pelvic bone becomes misaligned - resulting in significant pain, and walking becomes difficult.
C. The vaginal area becomes severely bruised, resulting in significant pain, and walking becomes difficult.
In any of the above scenarios, the woman is deterred from any form of vaginal (and usually anal) intercourse, for a large amount of time.
Girl 1: What's the matter?! You can't walk straight!
Girl 2: We were really going at it last night, but then he gave me a Tennessee Vaghammer, and now I think my pelvic bone is broken!
Girl 1: Oh noes! Looks like you've got a Vaginal Coma!
Girl 2: We were really going at it last night, but then he gave me a Tennessee Vaghammer, and now I think my pelvic bone is broken!
Girl 1: Oh noes! Looks like you've got a Vaginal Coma!
by rawr...drew September 30, 2009
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Patrice " what do you expect? You flying vagina'd three trees last night! now you've got vaginal bark rash
Patrice " what do you expect? You flying vagina'd three trees last night! now you've got vaginal bark rash
by Fantastic five October 29, 2011
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A vaginal rot is when a woman showers once a week and gets her period in the middle of that week and has a rotten, bloody vagina and does not care to take care of the problem at all untill someone notices the smell, and informs her of the smell.
Girl 1: "Gross, what is that smell?"
Girl 2: "oh, that is anna's vaginal rot."
Girl 1: "Oh, thats gross, I am going to tell her to take a shower!"
Girl 2: "oh, that is anna's vaginal rot."
Girl 1: "Oh, thats gross, I am going to tell her to take a shower!"
by Dubstep Quantum December 5, 2013
Get the vaginal rot mug.1.) The illness of acting like a pussy in the instance of fun.
2.) associated with or related to the instance when someone acts scared to perform an act.
3.) the time period during a woman's menstal cycle when she, can't make decision, yells alot, and/or refuses to have sex with her partner.
2.) associated with or related to the instance when someone acts scared to perform an act.
3.) the time period during a woman's menstal cycle when she, can't make decision, yells alot, and/or refuses to have sex with her partner.
So, it looks like Brigette is suffering from vaginalitis today, we asked her to go to the Chicas Bonitas stip club and make it rain for Maria my half pregnant friend, but she won't go.
My balls are about to burst, Euclid, my girlfriend has been suffering from vaginalitis for 3 weeks and won't empty my clogged pipe of man-juice.
My balls are about to burst, Euclid, my girlfriend has been suffering from vaginalitis for 3 weeks and won't empty my clogged pipe of man-juice.
by Airpace January 16, 2010
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"Paid my tuition just to kiss me on this wet-ass pussy"
"Pussy A1 just like his credit"
"Paid my tuition just to kiss me on this wet-ass pussy"
"Pussy A1 just like his credit"
by bextra November 27, 2020
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Female: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Vaginal Moanings of Sara Bareilles and Taylor Swift.
Male: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Vaginal Moanings of James Blunt.
Male: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Vaginal Moanings of James Blunt.
by John Wesley February 6, 2008
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by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008
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