A tool who dose not pick up on rejectment by the person they are trying to impress. In order to covey the rejectment you must be so blunt with them that you might as well be hitting them with a stool.
by _letters_and_words_ March 11, 2016
Get the Stool Tool mug.The act of taking a penis in each hand, one in the mouth, one in the vagina, and one in the anus all at the same time with the intention of pleasing them all simultaneously.
Your Mom pleasured the entire starting lineup of the Golden State Warriors last night by taking the center in her mouth, the power forward in her vagina, the point guard in her anus, and each of the two shooting guards in her hands. She is a total five-tool player!
by McLovin1969 November 7, 2019
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Get the Shuffle The Tool Cards mug.When the guy your hooking up with won’t use a condom or when your boyfriend wants to get you preggers, but you’re not ready for snotty nosed kids.
I think he wanted to get me pregnant! I only wanted his dick not his kid.. so I said “don’t be a fool wrap your tool!”
by Berthabear3000 May 24, 2019
Get the Don’t be a fool wrap your tool! mug.Someone you gives up on their own personality and sells their soul to the " cool kids" to be accepted,usually pretending to look like college kids, until high school is over then they usually become a epic fail.
Tool 1: " Whats up bro?"
Tool 2: "Nothin bra, i just got back from buying my polo hat that I will wear backwards, my bermuda shorts, a lanyard for my car keys, a polo shirt, my north face jacket, boating shoes, and my black Z-71 Tahoe."
Tool 1:"Hell yeah bro!"
Parents of Tool 1 and 2: " Why,God, did you curse me with these tools!?"
Tool 2: "Nothin bra, i just got back from buying my polo hat that I will wear backwards, my bermuda shorts, a lanyard for my car keys, a polo shirt, my north face jacket, boating shoes, and my black Z-71 Tahoe."
Tool 1:"Hell yeah bro!"
Parents of Tool 1 and 2: " Why,God, did you curse me with these tools!?"
by jmanjamnn33 August 3, 2008
Get the Tool mug.Someone who tries too hard to fit in with everyone else.
Someone who can't think for themselves.
A fake person. Someone does things to impress people.
A person who wears only "branded" or "labelled" clothing and thinks that it makes them cooler than others.
A person who tries hard to impress other people
Someone who wears two brightly colored collared shirts at the same time and pops both of their collars.
In extreme cases, the tool looks like a Vampire (Count Chocula).
Someone who can't think for themselves.
A fake person. Someone does things to impress people.
A person who wears only "branded" or "labelled" clothing and thinks that it makes them cooler than others.
A person who tries hard to impress other people
Someone who wears two brightly colored collared shirts at the same time and pops both of their collars.
In extreme cases, the tool looks like a Vampire (Count Chocula).
Someone who takes a picture of you on their camera phone when you're copying homework in lunch and threatens to show it to your teacher is a tool. No one likes the tool and everyone talks behind his back.
by Gotcha!!! July 21, 2008
Get the tool mug.The first against the wall when the revolution comes. An inferior, low or no-self esteem individual who gets off obeying authority figures. One used by his superiors, who themselves undoubtedly would kick them to the curb in a heartbeat. Nevertheless, the tool believes they are worthy and significant STRICTLY because they have attached their whole sense of self to obeying said authority and/or submitting their individuality to another. Could be a woman...but is much more pronounced when seen in a "man".
Glenn Beck is such a tool for corporate power, bending over and spreading cheeks for hateful robber barons who are raping the working poor with their usurious practices.
by mowriter January 21, 2010
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