Guy 1: Dude I was on twitter the other day and....
Guy 2: Stop, you use twitter?! Don't use it, it's a total rip off of Facebook.
Guy 1: Really, ok then.
Guy 2: Stop, you use twitter?! Don't use it, it's a total rip off of Facebook.
Guy 1: Really, ok then.
by Sciv August 06, 2009
A word by people who don't actually use twitter and are probably 20 years too old to be using twitter in the first place. Whenever used, they are referring to the word "tweet", but learned about twitter from a day-time talk show hosted by a 40-year-old woman who wants to tell parents what their kids are -really- doing every week.
Brian: Hey, are you twittering?
John: No, I'm tweeting that one more person who has no idea of what twitter is just commented on it.
John: No, I'm tweeting that one more person who has no idea of what twitter is just commented on it.
by Josh9001 April 07, 2009
Glib approach to a complex problem. Skimming along the surface. Simple-minded approach. Using shortcuts and platitudes.
While millions lost their homes to foreclosures, it seemed like Congress was mainly twittering. There were no signs of active, meaningful assistance.
Nero twittered as Rome burned.
Nero twittered as Rome burned.
by Songpoet January 27, 2011
by swagmeanings June 24, 2011
by BIG PEZ June 24, 2021
Woman: Hey did you see what I had on my twitter the other night?
Man: No, but I could definately taste it...
Man: No, but I could definately taste it...
by dvso November 08, 2009
A social networking website for twits (hence the name "Twitter") who constantly post "tweets" for everything they are doing, 24 hours a day, even though they have no followers because everyone on it other than a twit is a celebrity.
"I have just woken up at 8:00 am"
"I have just eaten a bowl of cereal"
"I have just released some shit from my butt into the toilet."
"I have just been called a twit by all 465 people who walked by me."
"I am epic" *Crash while sending*
"My computer crashed while trying to send that tweet on Twitter"
LOOK, YOU LONERS. NOBODY GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR TWEETS!!!
"I have just eaten a bowl of cereal"
"I have just released some shit from my butt into the toilet."
"I have just been called a twit by all 465 people who walked by me."
"I am epic" *Crash while sending*
"My computer crashed while trying to send that tweet on Twitter"
LOOK, YOU LONERS. NOBODY GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR TWEETS!!!
by likeordie November 15, 2011