twisted misters

having a case of diarrhea

I had too many beers last night and woke up with a case of the twisted misters.

by anonymous please August 29, 2007

Twist a Grumpy

To fart. (See also "floating an air biscuit" and "toot")

Everybody clears out when they hear Mr. Gutke twist a grumpy! They fear his Farticules.

by Dr Toots June 9, 2011

NOT MY TWIST

philly slang when your not liking something

John-Yo dawg do you be wearing them tight jeans like everybody else now

darnell- naw dats not my twist I only wear baggy jeans

by Dvenom May 20, 2009

Midget Twisted

When your a little high on weed and buzzed on alcohol. But still a little bit of both

I'm feeling good. I midget twisted

by yolocrayboy September 13, 2016

Plot Twist

A sudden change in events; often ironic.

When Josh Klonghoffer left Red Hot Chilli Peppers, but John Frusciante came back, that was a huge Plot Twist

by paulasmint December 15, 2019

Twisted Tuesday

Drinking and probably getting drunk on a Tuesday, not because you plan to go out, just because...

Nick: Why are you guys drinking right now?
Jeff: It's 5:20 dawg.
Chapstick: And it's Twisted Tuesday?
Nick: I'm in!
Jeff: Grab a beer
Nick: I'm gonna make a Red Boston.
Chapstick: Make two!

by Chapenstein May 23, 2012

Pimp Twist

A doobie that has been rolled with percision...rolled so perfectly with a twizted end so no rez comes out.

Man, that shit was rolled with a pimp twist.

by Juggalo J December 2, 2004