Twisted

high and plasteredat the same time.

Nobody at the party got twisted even though they said they were.

by Ames Hill November 16, 2007

twisted fuck

A sick or demented person

Those child porn directors were arrested yesterday, twisted fucks.

by cronus81 July 20, 2006

Twisted Kid

A weird or socially rejected child. You often find them shopping at stores like hot topic and dying their hair funny colors, wearing excessive black and neon colors, or rolling around on floors.

They often look like idjits and appear to be lost in some kind of stage. Most Twisted kids are extremely immature.
They like to think their life is unbearable, and often times you find cuts on their arms.
Also, they like to pretend they are weird things like vampires or witches.

Billy: "Oh look at that twisted kid HIS HAIR IS ORANGE, what a moron-"
Twisted: "shut up, IM DIFFERENT.you dont understand how bad my life is"

by Bethaknee Bitch. April 20, 2006

twatted

The passed tense of tweetting, using twitter

Have you ever used the site twitter?

why yes I have twatted.

by Jackson Marsh June 19, 2009

twisted flip

A skate boarding move in which a varial kickflip is done with a sex change(body varial) in the opposite direction.

"Hey Man do a twisted flip and you'll be hecka ghetto"

by HTWDOGG April 13, 2008

Twisted Dragon

During sex, a man lays flat on his back and a very flexible woman sits on his stomach and then proceeds to give a footjob. before he cums she bends over so he finishs on her neck the she slides her neck between his ass cheeks.

Guy 1: Man my ass crack is still kinda sticky

Guy 2: why?

Guy 1: because my girl gave me a twisted dragon last night and i didnt wipe all the way through

by man of ass June 23, 2010

Toasted Strawberry

When a guy just sticks the tip of his dick in a girl's Ass and pulls it out with a little poo on it. The Toasted Strawberry!!

Listen sweetheart go use the bathroom cuz u just gave me a toasted strawberry.

by Jonathan Of Gaeta Italy April 3, 2009