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artificial turf

Female genitalia that is reserved exclusively for the use of women. For men it is not the "real" thing.
Actual conversation:

Person # 1 that girl is really hot but she only dates women.

Person # 2 Oh she has an artificial turf
by icrappedmyselftoday December 18, 2012
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FPS turfing

Crosshair placement where an enemy would normally be preemptively. Preferrably head level
Her FPS turfing at long killed that guy that was peeking the corner
by Ucci May 1, 2020
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Turf Turkey

A woman from the turf that engages in turf antics, usually has multiple baby daddies
by ToughCookie July 18, 2019
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on turf

"On turf" is a shortened version of "I put that on the turf", which originally means "I swear on my neighborhood". To elaborate, it means you are so sure of your statement that you'd give away your neighborhood to an enemy gang if you'd prove to be wrong (although, it's mostly a figure of speech because nobody will spend time fact-checking your statement). This term likely has its roots in California hoods (like Compton, Watts, and Long Beach), where the street or general area one is brought up in tends to be closely tied to one's identity.

"On set" (short for "I put that on the set") may be used as a synonym. Both terms were originally often used in context similar to "on gang", "on God" or "on my momma". Nowadays, they're more commonly used as expressions of hype, along the lines of "that's what's up".
Historical use: All we' got out here's a bunch of liquor stores and gun stores. On turf, they don't want to see us win.

Contemporary use:
1) It's goin' down tonight at the party! It's goin' be lit, on turf!
2) On turf, if she won't let a nigga hit tonight...
3) I' just been out here hustlin' tryna' come up. I don't wish harm on nobody innocent, and I put that on turf.
by PoetLaureate October 24, 2020
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Barnyard Surf n Turf

The act of having sex with a horse promptly after giving a golden shower.
After the meteor shower, Kate wanted to try Barnyard Surf n Turf.
by Sloppy Joe Herrero August 9, 2016
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titty turf

When a women or man has breasts covered in hair.
Tittyfucking tWhen titties would give some serious titty turf rugburn!
by Vani11aD1ngD0ng May 28, 2016
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Turf Surfer

some one with the determination everyday to move along the surface of this earth to do what needs to get done!!
Jxck Mxvrick is a Turf Surfer the way he hangs 10, meeting new surfers across the nation.
by Jxck M. July 30, 2020
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