The woman is the mermaid (surf) and the male is the (bull) ...the sex position where the mermaid squirts all over the bulls penis
by PictouBay August 31, 2018
Get the Surf N Turfmug. Visible marks left after faceplanting into a disclosed arena (particularily grass turf) while playing a sport.
1 Did you see that kid get tackled ?
All i can see is his turf tan
2. Is that a turf tan from soccer?
3. Billy needs to keep his head up when he plays, hes already had 3 turf tans this season!
All i can see is his turf tan
2. Is that a turf tan from soccer?
3. Billy needs to keep his head up when he plays, hes already had 3 turf tans this season!
by TurfTanner October 1, 2011
Get the Turf Tanmug. an individual or multiple persons (plural. turf-burners) whose genital area(s) is(are) inhabited by one or multiple sexually transmitted diseases.
i.e. chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, crabs, herpes, HIV... etc.
-causes- promiscuous sex, flings, cheating, adultery and/or overall low self esteem leading to one or more of the former
i.e. chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, crabs, herpes, HIV... etc.
-causes- promiscuous sex, flings, cheating, adultery and/or overall low self esteem leading to one or more of the former
guy 1 (scratching) "I think I hooked-up with a turf-burner last weekend."
guy 2 "You should always consider the quality of the field before you play ball."
guy 2 "You should always consider the quality of the field before you play ball."
by Chris Demo June 24, 2008
Get the turf-burnermug. A cheerleader.
by EazilyPeazy January 28, 2024
Get the Turf twerkermug. That kid had so much skill, he was directing traffic from your pistol to the ground, and away from him so: "TALK ABOUT DROPPING DIMES, YOU LOST A GUN FIGHT TO A KID WITH A KNIFE?" That kid was turfing so hard in your city letting his action do the speaking; TURF TALK.
by Death0A December 1, 2014
Get the Turf Talkmug. by Blackerdia December 11, 2018
Get the Turfedmug. by Sunstorm June 5, 2020
Get the Turf warmug.