Turdburgler  

someone that is so obsessed with human crap that they are willing to go out on their free time and steal other peoples waste

"a Turdburgler broke into my house and stole all my poop"

Turdburgler by Steve McC August 31, 2007

turdburgler 

One who steals your shit.

I wrote that song, but that turdburgler got rich on it.

turdburgler by Melvin Chandler January 11, 2004

turdburglar 

a person who commits the act of burgling turds; assbandit; buttfaggot

don't drop the soap around that guy, he's a real turdburglar!

turdburglar by the great ninja September 2, 2003

turdburglar 

A gay man. Also known as a rumpranger

turdburglar by dave November 29, 2002

turdburglar 

Someone who as a matter of duty or pleasure steals turds from unsuspecting victims of poo fetish

John was reading the newspaper calmly whilst taking a dump on Trudy's face. By the time he looked around to admire his handywork, Jason the fucking turdburglar, had already snatched up his pile of steaming brown glory.

turdburglar by Jatchy McJatch Jatch December 28, 2009

Turdburglar 

Turdburglar. A dog that steals another dog's turd and eats it. It could be a fresh turd or a stale turd.

Billy: Dixie pooped in the house this morning and Snoop ate it.
Kim: Snoop is such a Turdburglar.

Turdburglar by Deadpool89 October 27, 2019

tirdburglar 

A person that is so much of a pain in the ass that real words can not describe them.

Why do you have to be such a damm tirdburglar?

tirdburglar by LaSquirrel January 18, 2018