slang turd

a bullshit attempt to make up slang words and try to sound cool. this phenomena occurs primarily when intoxicated.

Sarah:Oh, baby that girl is PHAT. She is so fly!
{laughs to herself in a drunken snicker}

Sarah: You like my use of slang turds?

Allegra: Did you just say "slang turd"?

by saragra viggivan April 28, 2007

salmon turd

A turd that just won't flush

I've just had a huge salmon turd - the little sucka has swum back upstream to haunt me

by Adrian Peers May 18, 2006

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat

The main lyrics to a Family Reunion, song by blink 182, originally created by George Carlin in his "7 dirty words you can't say on TV": Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Fart, turd and twat were added years later. George Carlin rules.

George Carlin: And the words, you know the seven don't you? Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker and Tits huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.(shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat)

by Brad Maibach July 18, 2006

Scandinavian turd burner

A sexual stunt where a man lights his ass hairs on fire and attempts to cum before the fire reaches his butthole.

Did you hear Evan tried to pull a Scandinavian turd burner last night? Poor guy needs to carry an ice pack on his ass all day now

by scandiachick1234 November 5, 2009

super turd

a huge piece of shit that doesn't wanna flush/and or clogs the the toilet bowl.

wtf did you do to the toilet man!!! this shit won't flush!!! you took a super turd, didn't you?!?

by ape of war April 15, 2008

Speed Turd

A small speed bump that you don't have to slow down for.

Driver: Speeding, going 55 in a 25.

Passenger: yells slow down, watch out for that speed bump!

Driver: hits it going full speed then says"Oh thats just a speed turd"

by CJ Stuntin March 30, 2010

Sonic Turd

(Adjective) A piece of music, song or album of such low quality that one's ear-drums have an experience similar to being shit upon, leading to the listener feeling violated, disappointed or filthy for having even been subjected to it.

Coldplay's new album 'Ghost Stories' is a sonic turd of awful proportions.

by Word Smith McGee May 23, 2014