Tumblr

Tumblr is a place where people hate themselves and love Satan.

Amandi: you should visit Tumblr
Jamie: Yeah, OK. I'll do it for you.
*One Week Later*
Amandi: How was it?
Jamie: I HATE MYSELF!!! Satan is so misunderstood
Amandi: *claps hands together* *Opens Tumblr* *doesn't come back until a month*

by Inspiretobeyou July 15, 2018

Tumblr

A microblogging site. Mostly home to both the awesome and horrible side of lefty, progressive types. The five pillars of tumblr are:

1. Memes

2. Fandoms

3. Social Justice

4. Aesthetics

5. Porn

I'm all about the JohnLock fandom on tumblr.

by TheOneSanePersonInTheWorld October 2, 2016

Tumblr

The dark lord, Satan.

"Oh, whacha doin' later today?"

**Hisses at outside contact** "Tumblr."

by nostalgicviews April 22, 2013

Tumblr

1.A website with two sides: the hipster blogs, which aren't that interesting, and the fandoms. The fandom side of Tumblr tends to be the most popular side because it's just weird. Just plain disturbing.
2. Go on Google Translate and type in "tumblr." Translate it into Irish and then translate the Irish into English. There you go.

What did you do last night?
Oh, I just went on Tumblr.
Last time I went on there, I posted a quote from 50 Shades Of Gray. No-one got freaked out, they just posted a GIF from Supernatural.

by vickachu August 16, 2014

Tumblr

The mental asylum of the Internet from which all good humor originates.

Guy 1: You should check my tumblr blog!
Guy 2: is it weird as shit like every other tumblr blog?

by Loopdydoo November 17, 2014

Tumblr

The biggest fucking collection of shut posting, fandoms and its fucking beautiful.

"Dude the only thing that's more Tumblr is the Internet."

by ThePotatoWaifu June 27, 2016

Tumblr

Whether you're interested in destroying your social life, or you just want to look at the weirdest porn collection on the internet. Tumblr is the new kiddie's version of 4chan. Have fun basking in your glory of "freedom fighting" while indulging in the world's most fattest foods.

"Where opinions never matter and QUICK REBLOG THE MISSING CAT"

"OMG! Tumblr is like, so, amazing! Gosh~"

by Amber Bandit May 4, 2015