trojan war

A war 3000 years ago, which actually probably never happened and is really a load of fuck made up by a Greek Nerd with small genitalia - i'm sure he had a statue commisioned which proves it - (but I'm not complaining because the movie was cool) between the Trojans and the Greeks, who got beat down for most of it and had to use a giant wooden, horse shaped dildo for the greek king with men inside to act as sperm, but who he forgot about and gave to the Trojans as a peace gift when he needed a bigger toy to win, as well as a lot more soldiers (but to be fair the Trojans did have massive walls to defend them and to fire arrows off). The Trojans were too pissed and comatose to give a fuck about the horse so they let it in because they fought apollo creed gave it to them as a gift for raping the hell out of the Greeks for most of the time and stealing their bitches.

Who the fuck is sad enough to look Trojan war up?

by King of troy July 10, 2006

Trojan Horse

Verb: To ingest a drug before entering a concert venue so that the drug kicks in only when you are safely inside.

Person A: Hey, you better hide those doses when we go through security.

Person B: No worries man, there's no need. I Trojan Horsed so they should kick in right before the show starts.

by j.onnyseed January 15, 2012

trojan whore

The hot girl at the party that always gives it up but insists you wear a condom

Dammit Ridge! I scored with Amber last night and thought she was finally gonna let me do her 'au natural' but the trojan whore told me to put on a rubber at the last minute.

by Florida Sunshine November 14, 2009

Trojan

verb.

when you marry a girl at the big banana because she makes a good apple crumble, and then take her to bali in a suitcase...awwww

"Did you see that guy? Yeah he went of to trojan"

by monty mcmont mont May 17, 2006

magnum trojan xxl

a large condom size that is used by people like jeff straus,for 12 inchers. it does not fit him though.

i used a magnum trojan xxl yesterday when i was in bed with sophia, said jeff straus

by cool kisses rule January 11, 2008

Troja

Where idots think Trojans are from

You cant be a Trojan unless your from Troja !

by Smartiepants12345 November 22, 2010

Trojan Splash

A sexual position involving 3 partners, at least 2 of them males. The set up is exactly the same as the lamb roast position, however the participant in the middle must have a poor gag reflex. While one person is receiving the blowjob end of the deal, the other person penetrating pushes the head of the lamb roasted all the way down initiating a gag reflex. This is commonly quite unpleasant for the blowjob-ee and the lamb roasted, but quite comical for the splasher

Guy 1: last night Todd, Sarah, and I had a three way.
Guy 2: Dude, sweet!
Guy 1: Yeah, well, Todd thought it would be funny to perform a trojan splash. What an asshole

by Pseudanonymous February 16, 2010