Mayonnaise Tornado 

Jizzing into a tornado while standing safely in the eye.

Baxter found himself trapped in the eye of a tornado. With time running out and no other options, he decided to transform the regular tornado into a Mayonnaise Tornado by ejaculating into it. He forever changed the way that people look at tornadoes. Especially horny dudes.

Mayonnaise Tornado by G.T. Collins May 17, 2009

Fuck Tornado 

Noun: When shitty things keep happening, or when one continually thinks of negative things, they may be overcome by the fuck tornado. Fuck tornado describes the verbal exchange of the victim. "Fuck" is said with increasing frequency and intensity, similar to the whirling of a tornado.

Chad: Fuck... Fuck.. Fuck. Fuck! Fuck!! FUCK!!!
Brad: Hey man, get out of that fuck tornado before you pop a fuckin' gasket.
Chad: FAAACK!!

Fuck Tornado by hgf921 August 19, 2007

Anal Tornado 

A sexual act, during which one member rubs ice cream on and around the butthole of their sexual partner. They then proceed to lick it off and rim their asshole. Through this action the cold front of the ice cream and warm front associated with the probing tongue of the active partner coincide in a destructive tornado of pleasure and lust.

WHEN USED IN CONVERSATION:

Billy: "Did you hear Chris got an ANAL TORNADO last night from that sketchy old dude?"

Raul: "Oo baby, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

Michael: "Rolling in the deep"

WHEN USED FORMALLY:

The five day forecast predicts a one hundred percent chance of ANAL TORNADO on Friday night.

Anal Tornado by The Alist July 1, 2011

Cock Tornado 

A Giant Swig of Vodka followed by a Shot of Lemon Juice then chased with an Oreo

Did you see how fucked up Joey got from all those Cock Tornadoes last night?

Cock Tornado by HalfDrankNattyLight February 9, 2019

trailerpark tornado 

a mixed drink made with jack daniels and pabst blue ribbon beer. first, you open the PBR and drink about 1/3 of it. next you fill that 1/3 back up with jack daniels. then you plug the opening of the can and shake the drink and shotgun. its difficult at first but it fucks you up white trash style.

that party was boring till me and jethro made us some trailerpark tornados.

trailerpark tornado by squidge June 17, 2006

Tongue Tornado 

from american pie family law... legendary way of eating out

Tongue Tornado by Phil McRevus November 2, 2003

The Tornado 

A sex move that requires a bed and a fan. While doing a girl doggy style, you reach up and grab the blades of the ceiling and begin twirling around in the air, and slapping her in the face with your dick with every spin, finally coming, and creating a twist of cum around her head.

I'm in the mood for a really hardcore time tonight. I guess I'll try the Tornado!

The Tornado by squirechasing knight June 29, 2013