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Tommy McMurtry

The state of being attracted to humanoids with pumpkin heads.
"I'm not saying that he's Tommy McMurtry, but I am saying that we don't really know."
by justapumpkin May 31, 2019
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Tommy Stewart

Freaky kid,tans drugs on a daily, has maj on toast for his breakfast,normally seen on the outskirts of westoughton off his nut
oi lad its tommy stewart off his back
by freddiekougar3038 November 8, 2019
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tommy craze

Yoo u watch tommy craze
Yea he just posted right now
by Yessir Man November 3, 2020
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Tommy Tuff Knuckles

Tommy is a bissness man out of NYC. Getting his start by manufacturing 6.5" chains and cables for construction sights. He's a know friend and colleague of Balboni
You guys work with Tommy Tuff Knuckles out of New York City, don't ya?
by Tommy Tuff Knuckles August 29, 2023
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TomMonster

The modern day TomMonster of the 2020s differs drastically from the 2000s TomMonster in a lot of rather interesting ways I think. The previous TomMonster would require sexual activities daily as a form of exercise and entertainment. The current TomMonster can go without for a substantial period of time. Anthropologists believe that this is due to a large influx of Soy and other products such as Sun Flower seed oils, GMO foods from non organic products, copious amounts of alcohol and chicken replacing beef that is increasing estrogen. The TomMonster is more in like with the average person than an actual monster. We are not sure if the TomMonster is faking it or if it has actually changed. More research needs to be done.
The TomMonster of the 2020s is more like a giant teddy bear than the TomMonster of the 2000s.

The TomMonster likes to keep to himself and does not like to harm anyone whether it’s an animal or a male or female. It doesn’t seem to have a propensity for violence like the previous TomMonster did.
by YeahBuddyLW September 9, 2023
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Tommy Lee Pool Party

A pool party where someone drowns because there was no lifeguard or adult supervision. Referencing the incident from 2001 where Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee had gone to hook up with a girl at her house, and when him and the girl were inside hooking up her kid drown in the swimming pool cuz no one was watching him.
"Hey! I'm dying up here! What is this? A Tommy Lee Pool Party!"
by big bobs house of feces October 10, 2023
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tactical tommy

A overdressed dickhead that shows up to the range in full body armor carrying 30 loaded magazines wearing the latest Gucci camo.
Usually has their weapon so decked out in accessories that the weapon weighs more than 20 lbs.
The Tactical Tommy usually tells all of the latest Tactical class he has attended and 99% of the time doesn't know how to properly disassemble his weapon yet alone make accurate hits at less than 100 yards because they are too busy trying the latest Ninja moves.
Doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to basic fundamentals of shooting but hey, he looks good.
Saw a Tactical Tommy shoot himself in the foot today trying the latest high speed pistol draw.
by Kalashnikov Mania March 13, 2018
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