dry piece of paper that people use to smear poop around in their butt and they walk around like that for the whole day
by saljdlasdjasdpojasd July 3, 2023
Get the toilet papermug. A dry and disgusting way to clean your ass after using the toilet, which leaves shit particles and toilet paper remains between your cheeks and you don’t even realize it.
Friend1: ew, you use toilet paper after using the toilet?!
Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?
Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!
Friend2: okay.
Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?
Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!
Friend2: okay.
by Jackelanm December 22, 2023
Get the Toilet papermug. Oh, that-
That’s the rarest object you can find now. It’s the biggest flex for 2020ers, and it is used to wipe your shitty ass. During the zombie apocalypse (according to the news it’s a zombie apocalypse), only the privileged posses it. The poor wipe their asses with money, while the rich use these delicate squares with intricate designs and a special skin tearing component to gently shed this delicacy along their ass. My favorite part about toilet paper is the fact that when you use it, it peels off a whole layer of skin AND leaving little itchy specks of toilet paper that I have to fish out of my vagina when I’m done, to making it super itchy so I scratch it making me look like I’m desperate to mastabate in class.
That’s the rarest object you can find now. It’s the biggest flex for 2020ers, and it is used to wipe your shitty ass. During the zombie apocalypse (according to the news it’s a zombie apocalypse), only the privileged posses it. The poor wipe their asses with money, while the rich use these delicate squares with intricate designs and a special skin tearing component to gently shed this delicacy along their ass. My favorite part about toilet paper is the fact that when you use it, it peels off a whole layer of skin AND leaving little itchy specks of toilet paper that I have to fish out of my vagina when I’m done, to making it super itchy so I scratch it making me look like I’m desperate to mastabate in class.
I found some toilet paper and now I feel rich and I am going to flex I front if everyone and make them bitches jealous.
by Big stonks March 22, 2020
Get the Toilet papermug. Paper designed for wiping your ass but will most likely no longer exist once the coronavirus is gone.
Son: "Dad, we are out of toilet paper!"
Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."
Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."
by bL0BbY BiTcH March 24, 2020
Get the Toilet Papermug. by Suicicidal james March 17, 2017
Get the Toilet papermug. Kid: mummmm we need some more toilet paper
Kids mum: sorry love but Karen stole it all fat greedy wanker
Kids mum: sorry love but Karen stole it all fat greedy wanker
by Ch33s3izn0ce April 26, 2020
Get the Toilet papermug. by anonymous August 14, 2021
Get the Toilet papermug.