Death is a transition from mortality (physical world) into immortality (afterworld). -Emeasoba George
Death is unavoidable.
by Emeasoba George March 8, 2018

Death is a one time usable “get out of work or school or jail” card, it has an expiration date that will instantly use itself at a certain age, if you get hit by a bus or get stabbed or any of that bullshit then the card might accidentally play itself. Also emo people use it a whole lot.
Friend 1: hey do you wanna go skating later?
Friend 2: yeah sure what time
Friend 1: 01:30
Friend 2: ok I’ll be there!
Some random emo guy: ima use the death card tonight
Friend 2: yeah sure what time
Friend 1: 01:30
Friend 2: ok I’ll be there!
Some random emo guy: ima use the death card tonight
by H4PPY February 3, 2023

the old wive's tale that your hair and teeth still grow after you die is wordbullshit/word. Your skin shrinks, making it appear as if your nails and hair grow.
by tin ass September 10, 2003

Picture a really small mouse that just happens to also be the master of all things. Then one day he doesn't like you.
by Epel the Weely-boy Monster (It's ePEEL) July 20, 2003

a being who is in control of death, the highest muderer. He dominates all who die and resides in Hell, only few have ever been on deaths safe side
by House of Death December 2, 2007

by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004

1. Whenever u meet Chuck Norris you experience a weird sensation, it is called death
2. When you fart silently, it is the nastiest fart u could take
3. When u fall in a grave
2. When you fart silently, it is the nastiest fart u could take
3. When u fall in a grave
by Awesomedude32 February 16, 2009
