masturbate

Scratch your itch, diddle the skittle, wanking

"Wut r ur plans for tonite rhonda?"
"No plans. Prolly gonna sit at home n' masturbate."

by GypsieGurl7892 March 23, 2014

masturbate

to pleasure oneself; to extract semen manually

Today Johnny wanted to masturbate, but was worried that his mother would catch him and tell him that he would go blind.

by Skeet Masta May 09, 2006

masturbation

a handshake with yourself

Dick is satisfied with his boss, because of the firm and warm masturbation.

by Natsu February 23, 2006

Masturbate

Put some mayonaise on the knuckle sandwich, shake hands with uncle dick

I was putting some mayonaise on my knuckle sandwich when my mom walked in

by Humpty August 18, 2003

masturbation

something a guy has to do every day if he hasnt had sex or it will come out at night in the form of a wet dream and mess up his boxers

brb gotta go masturbate

by sycop August 12, 2005

Masturbation

playing with a women's pussy using (toys hands fruits)

Selena's so horny every morning I see a video of her doing masturbation on Pornhub

by love florida February 28, 2016

Masturbate

Waxing the Turtle or shaving the carrot.

Frederick woke up with a boner so he went in the bathroom and waxed his turtle.

He really needed to blow his load so he shaved the carrot in the shower.

"It means masturbate if you haven't got that ar tard!"

by PeckMcGee August 20, 2008