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scott tissue

Scott tissue paper.. Use it to clean ur butt it works.
Ass crack feeling strange? Perhaps it's time to make a change! Switch to Scott brand and not only feel the difference, you'll smell the difference!

Scott tissue it gets the slop out.

Johnny pooped. When he was done he used Scott to whipe his bum.
by LilJa December 18, 2013
mugGet the scott tissuemug.

Tissue Vandals

A tissue vandal is a janitors worst nightmare. Usually anonymous, this person (or sometimes people depending on how bad the situation is) will vandalize school toilets by using wet tissue mainly soaked with water.

There are different types of tissue vandals, the most common being the chuck'n'splat kind. These people will wet tissue and Chuck it with the aim of getting it in a high-up place (the higher, the supposedly the better)

Some tissue vandals are also soapfitti artist as well and take pleasure in smudging mirrors with the bog standard soap from the easily accessible soap dispensers
Headmaster: I'm sick and tired of these tissue vandals!
by Sai-Chan June 22, 2021
mugGet the Tissue Vandalsmug.

Crank Tissue

A very cranky or moody person with saggy skin (hence tissue)
by ogre06 April 9, 2020
mugGet the Crank Tissuemug.

Tissues

We seen them all in classroom people sometimes used them to make things look big but everyone notice just stop your making your self a foul Ik you want them there at ur local drug store
"Cause I got tissues you got them to so give them all to me"~Tissues
by @SomebodyorSomeone1 June 1, 2017
mugGet the Tissuesmug.

more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy suckers.
Nigel has more issues than tissues
by auzkiwi July 13, 2016
mugGet the more issues than tissuesmug.

balls and tissue

get out the balls and tissue enter in name here is coming to attack
by bk_kicks_ass December 11, 2013
mugGet the balls and tissuemug.

anal tissue

Like a tissue, but for your butthole..
You use it to wipe out excess shit...
(AKA toilet paper)
Wife: Honey, did we run out of anal tissue again?
Husband: Yeah, I'm gonna buy some at the local store.
by Pannwinner1 May 25, 2023
mugGet the anal tissuemug.

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