uhn tiss

n. (slang) the spelling of the noise the noise a woman makes when recieving sexual pleasure, in one of it's many forms, such as "making out", "foreplay", a "tongue twister", or the actual act of intercourse. This phrase was featured in punk band "bloodhound gang"'s album "Hefty Fine" in the form of their song "uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss".
This term occasionally refers to a mans reproductive organ.

Dark Oswin: Hey, 007aleta, i got something, and it goes thumpin like this, all you need is my uhn tiss.

007aleta: What the f#$@?

Dark Oswin: Do i have to spell it out for you bitch? I can penetrate you, all you need is my penis, you'll be singing "uhn tiss" before you know it.

007aleta: You blow, dude.

Dark Oswin: That can be arranged too.......

by Fire Arr0w22 June 1, 2007

Tissue Whore

Person with severe rhinitis

That dam tissue whore used up all my kleenex.

by kleenex dude October 10, 2010

Timster

When your class is assigned a presentation and you are picked to present in front of the whole class at the peak of your boner.

Teacher: "Matthew please go and give your presentation."
Matthew:" Shit! She just had to pull a timster."

by O crap October 30, 2013

tism

a short term for autism

that girl gots the tism

by slizzytea June 8, 2023

fatty tissue

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger used to say, "I'll be back." However, now that he is all fatty tissue, he says, "Oh, my back!"

by Pod Tailin' February 20, 2010

Tims Mom

Tim Georges Mom is f-ing goregeous. Milf and a half.

Tim's mom showed up to wrestling practice, and the whole team got boners.

by Pimpindemhoes April 18, 2005

tiss

A word used in place of the word "kiss"
Usually derived from toddlers commonly confusing the noise a "k" makes with the noise a "t" makes. You will also find this transferal with other words beginning with "K" such as:

Kitten = titten

Also used compoundly: tiss-tiss = two kisses.

I asked my boyfriend to give me a tiss before he left for work.

by Muffin216 September 10, 2011