“I met this really handsome guy on tinder and we spent the night at my place. 9 months later I gave birth to an unwanted tinder kinder.”
by kay_b3 May 25, 2018
Get the Tinder Kinder mug.Dude, Kelsey banged me cause she said she loves musicians. Using a guitar as a tinder prop really worked.
by PieterVermeulen September 22, 2017
Get the tinder prop mug.When you you go on a date with a girl from tinder that doesn't look like her profile (fugly) but you have sex with her anyways and stick it in her butt when she's not expecting it.
by Awedray October 6, 2017
Get the Tinder punch mug.An effect similar to Beer Goggles, in which your increased level of hornyness results in you lowering your standards of attraction when using Tinder. The result is usually a post-orgasm you recoiling in horror when you discover who you would have potentially slept with had you continued on your current path.
I was super ready to go over to this guy's house and "watch a movie" before I rubbed one out and realized he is a mailman with a missing front tooth. Whew, Tinder Goggles almost got me again.
by Tinder McTinder October 16, 2017
Get the Tinder Goggles mug.When someone is hotter on their Tinder profile than in real life. Similar in effect to beer goggles.
Yeah, she seemed pretty bangin' when we matched, but on Facebook she just looks like the Michelin man with nipples. Must've had the tinder goggles on.
by definitelynotatalkingrectum March 18, 2017
Get the tinder goggles mug.by G BARRS May 9, 2018
Get the Tinder effect mug.Spotting an old tinder match in public and following up on it 3 years later then bonding over Harry Potter quotes
by Tindergal February 14, 2017
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