justin timberlake

A singer/actor who was almost universally hated by all straight guys until the dickinabox/motherlover videos appeared with Andy Samberg

Guy 1: Justin Timberlake sucks ass.
Guy 2: Yeah but he's funnier than most the hosts that have been on SNL in the last 3 years.

by SandLawn May 17, 2009

timelining

Using facebook to examine all the bad decisions you've made and how cool you really weren't in high school thus coming to the realization that your life is truly depressing, also because you obviously have time to dick around on facebook all day looking at your timeline.

I was timelining last night and noticed that 90% of the girls I dated are on xanax, pregnant or in jail, in no specific order.

by PorkCHOPsandwiches44 September 10, 2012

Shiver my timbers

basically means oh my gosh, you say it in front of your but you don't want your teacher to know. But the teacher still finds out

FFSOMG

Teacher: I am setting your two pieces of homework due for Friday
Student: Ohhhhh shiver my timbers!!!

by TheWettestMandem April 7, 2019

justin timberlake

A half-bald headed trying-to-act-black wigger whose never set foot in a ghetto before.

Any boy "band" member.

by Rocker June 21, 2004

packing some timber

Overweight, having excessive fat around the torso.
Used in Northern parts of England to describe both male and females, children or adults.

"He is packing some timber" means "he is fat"

by Hazel Jones September 10, 2007

Timberlane Middle School

Ahhh yes, the school full of crackheads, pubefaces and skanks. The dress code is retarded, teachers suck and there’s like five black people. Everybody except for (myself) are ugly and fat, unless your one of the weird annorexic kids, and our sports suck (sad, but true) If you are lucky enough you might have a few friends but everyone will probably backstab you in the long run. Also all the relationships are fake and soccer isn’t a sport. That pretty much sums it up.

Damn you go to Timberlane Middle School, you must be a poor crackhead.

by reggin backwards lol October 1, 2019

Justin Timberlake

The guy who grabbed Janet's rack.

Look, there's Justin Timberlake.
Isn't he that fool who grabbed Janet's rack?

by Steve-O April 3, 2004