messy trunks

Taking a shit in your swimming trunks, putting them on someone's head and slapping their back to make them breathe in

The action of being the target of messy trunks is "Messy Trunk'd"

by Momentual Grief Process April 1, 2015

thanks koesters

Classic interjection expressing your dismay at an epic failure, whether caused by you or caused by others.

I just dropped that expensive vase. Thanks koesters.

I can't believe you just wrecked my car. Thanks koesters.

by Pollster March 4, 2009

thanksgiving diet

a miracle cure to the weight you gain from gorging yourself on ridiculous amounts of food. all you do is drink the grease from the pans, drink the leftover gravy, and then go to taco bell and eat burritoes all day. the next day, all of your thanksgiving weight will be in the toilet. amazing!!!!

after using the thanksgiving diet, even on days other than thanksgiving, i lost 484307 pounds!!!! whooooo!!!!

by arch king 89 November 28, 2005

trunks

West Belfast term for boxer shorts or male undergarments of a similar style.
Not to be confused with munks.

Mickey, ye trunks-eatin' dog.

by Big Ron T September 14, 2008

Aww Thanks

Said by a straight single female to a straight single male friend, in the hopes of reminding him to immediately get back into the confines of the friend zone, and to never attempt to escape from it again.

“You’re one of the most intelligent and beautiful women I’ve ever met in my life. Women like you are truly special.”

“Aww Thanks”

by Definition Maker 12 July 10, 2018

five cougars thanks

The catch-cry to any woman with large breasts, or more amusingly, any man with large man boobs.

This catchcry is based upon the advertisement for Cougar Bourbon:
Man in bar queue: (VO, trying to remember the order he is making) Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. (He reaches the front of the queue, passing a confused-looking man with bourbon and cokes. He sees the bartender, a gorgeous, buxom blonde.)
Bartender: Yes?
Man in bar queue: Five Cougars thanks. (We see "Cougar Bourbon" is emblazoned upon the bartender's singlet top; the man blinks, confused.)

(Yelled at a fat cricketer who comes on to bat) Five cougars thanks!

by Aspirex November 17, 2005

thanks in advance

The last sentence found in questions asked by most people online. Commonly found in help forums or almost everywhere.

Often looked down upon by others, especially as a first impression.

"Can I get help with this function?

Thanks in advance!"

by Deathspawn February 5, 2010