Middleton Library

Louisiana State University's(LSU) most notorious and largest library on campus. It is located on central campus and lies 4 stories high. Some students refer to it as "The Zoo." This is because it has become the headquarters for many different cultures. It is overpopulated by an unusually large group of people who prefer it up the derriere. It is also the Maze Runner for autistic students who love to streamline anime and watch Brazzers and gay pornography on the school desktops. Many computers have unfortunately been wiped and replaced as a result of virus overloads because of these porn sites. It also houses quite a few homeless people from time to time who pay no attention to no one but themselves. The basement of the library has been abandoned since 1988 for unknown purposes and some students who have gone to such depths have reported nightmares years after they have graduated.

Hey man, you've been to Middleton Library?

Yeah man! I saw two Asians having lightsaber fights on the second floor the other night.

by bchc2003 June 1, 2018

Library

How do you not know what a library you are in a library for words. There is books in a library. A quite place to study (allot of students go their)

-you-Hey whant to go to the library to study ( who ever)
-who ever- ok man lets go and not be total bitches there

by Snowyowl2360 February 13, 2018

Library Shenanigans

When peeps and/or animals display deplorable behavior in a Library in order to gain attention, while on an epic adventure.

Librarian: "You there playing loud muzak, eating an onion sandwich and dog-earing that encyclopedia... STOP the *&*@! Library Shenanigans right this minute!"
Library Patron: "Oops, sorry - I was reading some cool non fiction stories and just wanted people to notice ME because it's all about ME!"

by Rambona March 23, 2017

lawyers library

The toilet, but only when your pooping.

Mr. V, I’m stepping away from my desk, I have to go to the lawyers library. I’ll be back in 10.

by Bobs Murders October 2, 2023

library

a place full of books a place were you go to sit down and read

its time to go to library

by anonymous February 18, 2022

Library Breeder

Requiring Calibre E-book manager, and many e-books, and many, many, many hours of dicking around on the computer to get the library JUST SO.....Similar to the magic brooms in Fantasia, it applies to a person who manages to take one or two Calibre e-book libraries and turn them into 50 over a two year time span. This is not a good thing.

Rellwood on Mobile Reads defines herself as a library breeder since she has discovered over 50 libraries on her various computers and can't seem to make up her mind enough to weed them down into one or two..

by Mad Morrigan September 30, 2017

C.D. Library

A place where people go to relax and be bored the fuck out of there minds. I mean seriously, there is nothing to do here except to walk around and find low lifes on the computers in the corner watching some freaky indian porno or something. And talking about DVDs, this place has the worst selection of dvds, even worse than your dead grandpa's collection, so it's a pretty chill palce as you can see.

none, C.D. Library

by Bisexual sea lion July 6, 2010