Thirst Mission

Someone you add on fb cause their hot that u wanna get you bussy beat up by.

That man Matt is my thirst mission!

by itsAttakk January 23, 2024

Thirst aid

Making someone feel better through sexual actions or images.

Rory was feeling sick the other day, so her boyfriend sent her nudes. I need a guy who can administer thirst aid.

James just put down his dog, so he hired a prostitute for some thirst aid.

by bounce.house.chaos November 22, 2021

Throat thirst mania

TTM it means when your girlfriend is on her period and she very horny and she sucks your dick with vengeance, leaving your balls and shlong wet very wet.

Hey babe I'm ready for your throat thirst mania rumble.

by Noscrapmetal September 17, 2020

The Thirst

Likes to drink.

John sure likes to drink alcohol, he must have the thirst.

by Heyhohe April 13, 2022

Unintended Thirst Law

The law to which describes the scenario when an artist or creator purposefully makes a character possess the traits to which would make it an undesirable person. As an opposite result of what you would expect, the said character incites attraction in great masses for no currently explainable reason or cause.

(To anyone asking, yes, I made up this term.)
(And fuck you, im coining it)

Creator: This character’s name is Finglesnork, it is an amalgamation of sentient pork fat and the cartilage of multiple animals. It spends whatever time it has lingering the streets hoping to devour puppies and lost babies.
Fanbase: I want this thing to fill whatever holes I have in my body and leave me a mess
Creator: Dear god I hate the fundamentals of Unintended Thirst Law

by this_is_a_recorded_message December 19, 2023

3 A.M. Thirst

When the Devil throat fucks you so hard while you sleep, your throat turns into the Sahara Desert.

"Man last night I had the biggest 3 A.M. Thirst"

by ThatOneFahgot May 3, 2021

thirst wheel

Third wheeling when you secretly wanna smash with one of the people involved in the relationship

Chris: do you reckon it'll be weird going out with Charlotte and Luke? You know how much I wanna get with Charlotte
Tom: Nah bro as long as you can keep it under control you'll be right

Chris: Yeah but I'll still be Thirst Wheeling all night

by Poptart 007 November 7, 2018