Tasteless Thirst

When you have gone more than 6 months without sex and you become so horny that you'd fuck that thick ass futon if it would let you. Being this horny leads men and women around the world to hook up with God's mistakes without hesitation.

Tiffany: Did you here Becky fucked Ethan?
Jessica: Ew he's so ugly.
Tiffany: Yea she's totally got a bad case of Tasteless Thirst

by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019

Thirst Trap

When a male or female is so thirsty for a relationship that they provide odd or alarming incentives in order to trap someone with their thrist.

"Hey, the girl I just started talking to gave me a key to her house after the first date!"
"Bro, watch out! That sounds like a thirst trap!!"

by Ace's Face June 4, 2019

Thirst depression

Feeling depressed and lonely because you’re thirsty and alone.

After the burlesque show I saw a super hot guy and it just put me in a thirst depression.

by Sad boi hours April 29, 2019

Thirst trap

A ploy or scheme to get others to join you for beer or drinks at a bar so you can get drunk together and talk shit or complain.

I'm gonna lay a thirst trap for Bobby because I'm depressed and want to get drunk and forget about my shitty day.

by Niiiiiik September 8, 2017

guilt thirst

That sudden thirst for water when u know u done messed up

After Jerry refused Lauren's hello he developed a guilt thirst and looked for a water bottle

by TinyLilTaco April 24, 2017

Thirst Balloon

The inflated ego a presumably attractive woman receives from thirsty dudes who follow her on social media.

Omg did you see how many likes Stacy got on that picture with the low cut shirt? Her thirst balloon is so inflated right now.

by Jasperlover435 June 30, 2016

Thirst Quench

When you fuck someone unexpected only because you're horny and you thought "What the hell, why not?"

Leslie: Anna, the funniest thing happened last night.

Anna: What?

Leslie: So I was just sitting in bed in my pajamas and all of a sudden I got super horny and slid into Caleb's DMs and ended up Thirst Quenching on him.

by Soccerisfun December 8, 2019