WOMBAT

(Noun) Acronym: Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time. A project that serves no useful purpose. To be a true WOMBAT, it should also be expensive, require a lot of thought, and take a long time.
We rented equipment to dig holes, and wound up spending days filling them back in. If any of us had any smarts, this would have been a total WOMBAT.
by sidhe3141 February 15, 2019
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Wombat

The manliest animal alive. Native to Australia, the wombat is a are ferocious, apex predator that is capable of moving at 69 miles per hour, and even faster while flying. They feed on a diet of crocodiles, kangaroos, and human babies.
Oh fuck, is that a wombat? We are all doomed...
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A nickname given to a particularly promiscuous Australian male who is known for his habit of arriving at a woman's house around dinner time, getting fed, having sex then immediately leaving. A wombat (the marsupial) eats, roots and leaves. Root directly replaces fuck in Australian slang.
When greeting said serial rooter, “G’day Wombat”.

Amongst friends, “Bruce is a real fuckin Wombat”.
by non-pc December 18, 2020
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1. Something and/or someone completely wack

2. Waste of time/money

3. An action that could be described as homo

1. That party was so bad last night so many wombats around

2. I spent all my fucking money on this shitty wombat go-ped

3. Dude look at the kid, he walks like he's got a dick up his ass. Yeah man he looks like a wombat.
by The Movement April 28, 2007
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Aussie slang for a mad cunt/ fuckboy, depends if they are a good cunt or not. A wombat is someone who eats roots and leaves (eats, roots, then leaves)
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WOMbat

A WOMbat is a noun given to a male who typically chooses his female love interests company over his friends.
Johnnys being a massive WOMbat right now
by Madi 13 October 12, 2019
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A woman who is a complete WASTE OF MONEY, BRAINS, AND TIME.
"My friend kendra is a total wombat."
by cowboysncupcakes November 24, 2015
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