touch me

A phrase in which grabs the attention of an innocent civilian, and directs that person to touch you, in a sexual or completely safe and g-rated way!!

1. As the hottest girl in school walked past me in the hall, and said "hi", all I could say in response was "TOUCH ME".

by Chrisssy T December 15, 2008

touch grass

used to describe people who may have been acting/talking in a sexual way ; telling them to get outside more

ben was acting so horny. he needs to go outside and touch grass

by linalina January 2, 2021

balls are touching

When the balls of 2 male participants in a threesome touch. Making them gay.

"Its not gay unless the balls touch."

Balls are touching

by Cyphaer April 20, 2007

ipod touch

The coolest thing on earth!

i love the ipod touch

by urbandictionary sux January 11, 2008

touch butt

The act of adult horseplay in which two men competitively try to touch each-others butts while defending there own butts. Often played in the park with a man sporting a ponytail. A term made popular by Nate Diaz during a UFC press conference.

You were playing touch butt with that dork in the park!

by Lump Loaf August 9, 2016

nice touch

Adding nice touch means adding nice detail to something

-your nails look nice
- yes i added sparkles
- nice touch

by Sweetheartxoxo October 23, 2015

Touch The Sky

To testify/to come up in one's spot looking extra fly. This is often done for the day you die.

Person 1: Let's touch the sky!!!

Person 2: I shall hop into a U-Haul van with my mother.

by Tubbyman October 28, 2010