When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.
by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 2, 2022
Get the Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpeemug. by kake kake kake September 7, 2011
Get the gurpee slurpeemug. by Yuriality July 9, 2021
Get the Slurpee DJmug. 
When a man has a lip of tobacco in his mouth while part taking on sexual activities. The man then spits his dip spit into the partners asshole then licking it back up while giving a rimjob.
"Hey Dave how was sex last night!"
"It was great! I was with my girl and I tried a hillbilly slurpee"
"It was great! I was with my girl and I tried a hillbilly slurpee"
by Hockeystar25 July 11, 2016
Get the hillbilly slurpeemug. Is defined As an after Thanksgiving blow job or she sounds like a turkey gobbling while giving a blow job
by Queenmisery July 23, 2024
Get the Turkey slurpeemug. When your having sex with a latex asian sex doll you just bought on sale from Amazon and you get a comment from Takiton on steam.
You cum in her mouth and punch her in the throat.
Takiton Slurpee.
You cum in her mouth and punch her in the throat.
Takiton Slurpee.
by jøkull March 13, 2023
Get the Takiton Slurpeemug.