schmuzz mitt

this is a descriptive adjective used to describe a person, someone could use this word to say that someone is a stupid ass shit face (bad scenario), a girl/boy that has a nice ass (sexy scenario), or a just a really good friend (good scenario).
certain people form groups or cliques of these types of schmuzz mitts (usually excluding the bad scenario people from the group).

#BAD SCENARIO; i fucking hate josh, he's a schmuzz mitt
#SEXY SCENARIO; damn, look at the ass on that schmuzz mitt
#GOOD SCENARIO; watzup bro!? Us schmuzz mitts should hang out more

by flyingcow101 October 30, 2011

stink mitt

referring to your hand after placing it in your sweaty ass crack, in order to gathering as much swass as you can on your hand.

now that your stink mitt is prepped and ready for use. you can transfer its lovely fragrance on to other objects. such as a door nob, someones cell phone or in a hand shake. enjoy!

by clubdead May 9, 2014

Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 12, 2024

Mustard Mitt

When a man ejaculates into a glove before making his partner wear said glove for an extended period of time.

I just mustard mitted my girlfriend all day!

by Small_Poxford_Dict November 18, 2022

Clit Mitt

A woman who is about to have sex with someone but is blocked by a third person (usually a jealous friend) equivalent to a cunt stunt

Terrisia: Oh mah god Jenna, Ella just completely clit mitt me from that guy
Jenna: Aw you poor thing. Let's go take down that crazy jealous bitch.

by illhaveboobswithasideofboobs February 16, 2015

Brutal mitts

When the weather is brutally cold and biting
Synonym of brick

It’s brutal mitts outside, I can’t even feel my face

by Niceteeth23 November 23, 2021

Catchers Mitt

Another word for a vagina.

Her catchers mitt is fat.

by Amschel May 15, 2023