Melvin

Melvin will probably be your best friend forever, He might be annoying and act gay but he is loyal and can make you laugh.

??: Melvin is a good friend
.-.: Yep

by anonymous March 14, 2022

melvin

Melvin is a term used to describe a idiot / person that is mentally ill/challenged or unstable

Your jokes aren't funny, your restarted and your a Melvin

by Thepersonwhodoestuflikemostppl November 19, 2023

Melvin

A nerdy but wholesome person. Complete opposite of the word chad. Melvins often wear glasses and are bad at talking to girls. Despite this though they are often kind to most people and highly respect women. A Melvin is very similar to a Nermal but lacks the condescending and incel like qualities a Nermal has.

Girl 1: Hey Tiffany why don’t you ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance?
Girl 2: I don’t know Heather Ken is a bit of a “melvin”
Girl 1: That might be true but I bet he’ll treat you better than any of those chads you are always going for.

by CompletedSlinky December 21, 2019

Melvin

He is gey

damn he is melvin

by SexyThor May 24, 2019

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Melvin

An insult that can be used as a replacement for any other insult.

You are such a Melvin!

by existiert September 25, 2023

Wet Melvin

Similar to a “Wet Willy,” a Wet Melvin is the act of licking one’s hand and smearing it down someone’s face.

“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off”

“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”

by robbiekates November 1, 2017