wonky-dong

The epitome of cool and/or extreme.

"Kim Jong-un's fashion sense is wonky-dong."

by dontcallmeash June 27, 2014

dong knock

To hit someone quite hard in the penis area, aka the dong.

Did Aegean just get dong knocked?!?!
YES IT WAS AWESOME!!!

by Breydon November 15, 2006

Dong

Excrement that comes out of one's behind. Made Naturally from humans and animals. Doesn't smell pleasant. Also reffered as male genitle organ, penis. Similar to Shit.

Hey Joe, let's put some dong into a brown bag and light it on fire at Matt's house.

by [e-mail] January 15, 2009

King of Dong

A sex act inspired by the documentary King of Kong.

Here's how it works...

You start banging a chick.

Just when she's about to get off, you have a friend bust into the room and announce "there's a potential Donkey Kong kill screen coming up if anyone's interested."

Then you pull out and leave the room acting all excited.

I pulled the "King of Dong" move on my girlfriend last night and now she's all pissed off at me. I guess she hasn't seen the movie or something.

by Clifford Ball April 22, 2011

Dong Dorm

A mouth or vagina

I’m meet this girl named Susan, and the only thing I wanted from her was unlimited access to her Dong Dorm

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

Dong Hider

one who likes to makes dicks disappear. a magician of sorts who makes penises vanish in strange places like his mouth or butt.

"like.... holy crap, justin timerlake is so hot. i could totally go Dong Hider on him."

"yeah, too bad Gay Tee only sleeps with straight dudes."

by stu in the zoo February 12, 2008

dong sop

The various mucousal substances or liquids remaining on a penis after removal from a vagina.

When I withdrew my penis from her, it had a lot of dong sop on it.

by Hal Jackson July 07, 2009