Dante

Dante is just a massive bellend, drives about in a Mk4 golf with shit tunes blasting out with under age birds in the back.

Rumour has it his mum has a guide dog

dante you big dosser

by BIG ANTS NO.1 FAN November 22, 2021

Dante

He has an absolute giant fucking dick. He pulls so many females its crazy. He gets more bitches than he can handle.

That guy is such a Dante. I wish I was like him.

by shrhshajejejrhrh July 30, 2022

Dante

Big ass lips and look like a big black man

U niga got big lips, says to an dante

by Dantlover69 April 11, 2023

Dante

Cool as shit 😎 👍 but also a man with a massive schlongdinger. He is also the best player of all time.

Dante is so hot I want to give him African goggles.

by Dr.Dick5792-1 August 15, 2022

Dante's Inferno

Putting ghost pepper extract on your dick and receiving oral sex afterwards.

Yo, I got the SICKEST Dante's Inferno from this chick last night.

by WhereYoGradesAt? July 18, 2018

Dante's Divine Comedy

When you are holding in a jizz so you don't lose any soldiers and you fart and the fart is the catalyst for eruption.

"what happened to you?"
"it stinks, i made a mess, it was Dante's Divine Comedy"

by poopsiemanym January 15, 2024

Dante x Bongbong

Dante x Bongbong is based around Dante Zelby's obsession with Bongbong, he only thinks of her, he wants her, he craves her, actually fuck it he NEEDS her.

Dante: "BONGBONG STOP RUNNING FROM ME I LOVE YOU"
Bongbong: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Scarlett: "You shouldn't have done that, Dante x Bongbong btw"

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025