Chimney Crickets

Little tiny Black Coats disguised as crickets in your chimney, layin bugs everywhere.

“I gotta get out of here, Chimney Crickets I’m surrounded!”

by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024

chimney sweepers

A set of warm fingerless gloves. Widely used during the autumn and winter months. Often seen on workmen and hobos because they are a middle ground between bare hands mittens. Allowing you to actually use your hands in the winter without getting frostbite.

The fuck you wearing? You look homeless... Yeah, well at least I can use my fuckin hands, you pillock.

Can you make me a pair of Chimney Sweepers? Yeah sure just let me grab my knife.

by a angry hobo December 5, 2018

Swindon Chimney

The act of gaping someone's asshole and then blowing smoke into it. The two-person version of the Swindon Smokestack (several smoke blowers)

After a hard round of anal, I relaxed with a cigar and gave the missus a Swindon Chimney.

by iosys April 17, 2019

Chimney cherry bomb

When a woman on her period farts and it gets stuck going up her butt crack in between her pad and butt crack

May I be excused I just had a chimney cherry bomb.

by Yellowstoner14141414 April 1, 2025

A comforting chimney sweeper

A comforting chimney sweeper referece to the sexuall act, where after taking a shit, Person B cleans Person A's rectum for any additional "crums" with their tongue

Person 1:I just had a comforting chimney sweeper done to me, pls help
Person 2: a what?
Person 1: .....

by Christ feisty 123 May 13, 2021

Chimney Sweeping

When you go balls deep into a woman's throat and she gags.

Dude I totally was chimney sweeping Michelle the other day.

by Udivitel May 13, 2016

Black Chimney

When you snort your deseased fathers ashes making your nose look like a black chimney.

Bro 1: What the fuck are you doing?
Bro 2: I'm hittin' a black chimney.
Bro 1: Lemme get a hit.

by Chets Meaty Dildo December 6, 2021