cactus donut

A stubbly rectum felt when giving anal sex.

My dick is raw from the cactus donut I had last night!

by Knasty August 30, 2016

cactus ram

V. to obliterate, maim, or destroy something in the same way a cactus might damage a vagina.

"Berlin was cactus rammed by the Red Army near the end of the second world war."

"Man, McGloin is totally cactus ramming the OSU secondary today!"

by Theodore X. Johnson September 26, 2011

golden cactus

When someone hasn't recently shaved their legs so they're very prickley and you pee on them.

"hey Tim, did you hear that Johnson threatened to give her the golden cactus if she doesn't shave soon? Yeah, infront of her mom!"

by Chdaddy December 25, 2018

lady cactus

A woman's private parts, typically prior to grooming. minimal amount of hair must be under 1/12 of an inch.

Kelli has a lady cactus.

by r0nin3512 June 7, 2016

Cactus the Enby

me!!!! its just me i just wanted my name in urban dictionary

"Hey, did you see what Cactus the Enby did?''
"No, and why don't you just say Cactus?"
"Definition things."

by cactus the enby September 24, 2020

cactus ass

When you have several hairs in your bum, and you also don't wipe. The hairs began to crust, and become more firm so it pokes around your bum.

Omg Becky, I totally have cactus ass.

by Firekrackerinmybutt September 5, 2017

Family Cactus

The most inappropriate cactus ever

Guy:Hey can I see your family cactus?
Girl:Ew no that's so inappropriate!!!

by 666FamilyCactusLover666 February 14, 2017