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Bonk

Basically a member of THB or a certified 24 karat Conket. Essentially anyone who isn't even up to the level of gronk, and is a gold plated conk.
Have a go at these Bonks. Thb wish they were Conkets
by EbsuzaKbm April 13, 2021
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bonk

man bonk is so cool, everyone loves bonk and they have brilliant taste in women (and they're not a furry)
“i should be more like bonk”
by bonktopia July 2, 2021
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Anal Bonk

a) momentary accidental anal

b) continued unwilling painful anal

verb : Anal Bonked

title : Anal Bonker

c) the smudge or must left on an appendage or object as a result of anal penetration
a) She is particularly sensitive to Anal Bonk after what happened to her in college and no longer tolerates sloppy partners.

b) Anal Bonk is a form of torture except in extreme circumstances of masochism.

verb : I heard they were Anal Bonked into quitting porn for good.

title : The elusive Criminal was furthermore Referred to as "The Tri-County Anal Bonker".

c) I tried to put it back in her mouth after it went in the back, but she told me i had to wash off the Anal Bonk first
by instantaneous dissection August 26, 2023
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Bonk

A sexual act where the Penis is held on the shaft except the tip is seen. Then slam your hand on the tip resembling a “bonk” sensation.
“Dude I hooked up with grandma and she totally bonked my tip.
by Granny BBW March 8, 2020
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BONK

1. The act of hitting someone on the head

2. Something that is said before you go to Horny Jail
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 1, 2022
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Bonk

When something is so unbelievable that you have to shorten bonkers to express how you feel
Oliver: That party was bonk!
Phoenix: Absolutely wicked!
by phoenixislemons February 22, 2018
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