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The Rafiki's blessing

After sex, the man puts some sperms on his finger and then pour it on his girlfriend's forhead to honor the life he just wasted.
Tom: So did you bless your girlfriend last night?

Jimi: Damn right! I did the Rafiki's blessing just like in the Lion King Movie.
by SeniorCornolio February 22, 2011
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yur bless?

toronto man: ay gang yur bless?
civ: what the fuck are u saying bro
by jr2oppy June 6, 2023
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Bless it cuz

Them: Of course I'll like your insta pic!
You: Bless it cuz!
by Samdee January 17, 2017
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have a bless

It's sort of like "thank you" or "cheers"
Ex: *friend sends meme* "Have a bless"
by danidrinksbleach December 16, 2017
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Noah blessing

Complete stoner. Heartless. Will kill you under many circumstances.
He's gonna go Noah blessing on your ass!
by Dudade December 10, 2016
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Easter Blessing

Sex from behind where you crush /melt a chocolate egg between you
I've been drinking since 12, ain't nobody getting an Easter Blessing tonight!
by BiggaPoppa April 6, 2023
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Pecan Blessing

A pecan blessing is the act of an african american (or multi-cultured) male urinating on a caucasian woman's breasts then going about by rubbing his unshaven testicles in his own urine to then force this poor defenseless woman to suck and/or lick the testicles dry of his urine.
"My girlfriend gave me such a phenomenal pecan blessing lastnight that she suck my ball hair straight off"
by Belowmeh September 26, 2011
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