vag-fag

A man who likes and dates women, but when his significant other is not around he acts like a Homo.

Dude, did u see that Vag-Fag over there. His girl went to the bar and he's looking at ur ass!

by Robb Currie December 15, 2007

porta vag

when somebody sends you a picture of their vagina on your cell phone and you all ways have it with you.

Kristi got her Vagina pierced and sent me a picture, now i have some porta vag to show my friends.

by Cheagle April 24, 2008

Gravity Vag

A vagina that, by means of intense stretching and frequent penetration, creates a fluid, weightless feel for a male partner during sexual intercourse as if the penis were suspended in a zero gravity environment.

I heard that she has slept with so many men that she now has a gravity vag.

by Timothy Burgess July 11, 2008

Déjá Vag

The feeling of having already seen this vagina before.

I was banging this chick the other night and it was like Déjá vag, all over again! Maybe she has a twin.

by knathaniel May 27, 2010

vag rag

1) adj., A person of poor character, worthless integrity and an overall asshole.

2) noun, a tampon.

"Listen, Debbie, you stupid vag rag, if you give me one more false thank you I'm going to slap you across the head with my dildo."

by RZ, BT March 29, 2007

vag-ass

noun:1. A person with an extremely comfortable usu. fleshy sometimes moist rear end.2.One who never follows through or is of weak resolve.3.Opp. of tight-ass, one who is lavish with money or resources.

1.Ted: ....so kim and I were spooning and she was so comfortable I couldn't help but butt-fuck her.
Bob:Oh yeah, kim is a total vag-ass.

2.Clyde:Where the hell is gabe? He was supposed to bring the beer!
Jacob:Man he's a total vag-ass.We should stop inviting him to our poker game.

3.john: Sorry bill I can't make rent this month.
bill: yeah 'cus you spent all your money on hookers and x, goddamit! your such a vag-ass!

by xZMalachiZx December 25, 2007

Vintage Vag

The Vagina of a woman over the age of 45 years is known as Vintage Vag. Some Vintage Vag is in good condition, but most Vintage Vags feature crust, and fanny flaps of a wide diameter.

Do you Fancy her?
No I like her mum better, I fancy some Vintage Vag Mate!

by Maverick Corleone May 01, 2006