Steaming Turd

1) Literal: a poo that usually occurs after a hot curry
2) Figurative: a person who judges other people and thinks they're hot but they're more like a steaming turd

1) "Woah I can't remember what I ate last night but I had a hot shit this morning"
2) "that girl thinks she's it with her crap english literature points, no one even likes her"
"yeah she's a steaming turd"

by Killerqueen94 October 03, 2014

hate steam

A fart; passing gas.

I ate all those beans last night, and now i'm slingin hate steam like its my job.

by yank, with credit to kilmer November 26, 2004

steamed dumpling

Farting in the shower.

I was getting shower head until I gave a steamed dumpling to my girlfriend.

by EntropyShack December 18, 2006

steamed tea

Teabagging someone and performing a Cleveland Steamer at the same time.

I brewed some steamed tea on Donna, then told the bitch to go make me a sandwich.

by Fru Munda November 08, 2007

Steam Engine

Place a straw in your dickhole, smoke a cigarette, blow smoke in the straw. After smoke is blown into the straw, take the straw out, trapping the smoke in the penis. Once the smoke is trapped in the penis, you squeeze your penis so smoke rings come out of your penis.

My girl came over last night and i gave her the steam engine. CHOO CHOO!

by bag o' dicks June 29, 2012

Cleveland Steam

Describes the act of having your girlfriend sit on your face, while you eat her box. When she comes, she shits on your chest.

A Cleveland Steam results in steam actually rising from your chest after the deposit has been made.

by Doodsterola January 12, 2012

Team Steam

The ultimate trust activity between two bro's involving the interlocking of hands to allow the two team members to lean back and drop logs. The two steamers must be in complete trust and open to complete a team steam correctly or both will end up with shitty asses.

Dude, we had to team steam because there were no trees to lean against.

by BSU Beaver February 06, 2009