by Password1! November 30, 2019
An individual that expresses their affections and/or insecurities by sucking an asshole so hard there may as well be an ounce worth of chronic smoke inside the receiver's rectum
Duuuuude, you won't believe this shit. That lizard in the alley you guys were too good to pound last night turned out to be an elite rectum smoker!
by drcaligula June 09, 2011
John: Miiiii bro Sandra smoked my tsautseek down to the fuckin Filt!
Captain sausage: sounds like she’s a real cock smoker
Captain sausage: sounds like she’s a real cock smoker
by Skellzmaster March 18, 2019
A person who has surpassed cocksucker status. If every douchebaggery, sorry, backstabbing, lowdown thing they did was seen as them sucking cock, they'd look as natural sucking cocks as smoking cigars.
"Our yes-man co-worker sucks up to the boss constantly and makes us look bad. He's such a cock smoker."
by Sixkids412 February 09, 2018
A person that pretends to smoke weed to look cool but never inhales the smoke but instead holds it in his or her cheeks then blows it out
Yeah man i was smokin some bud with this cosmetic smoker man he was hittin the blunt like he was afraid or something i cant smoke with that liar
by Nyja gano July 13, 2017
A person who smokes a bowl and 5 minutes later wants to smoke another. Then we decide to roll a spliff. Before you know it, the power smoker has gotten you higher than Neil Armstrong
power smoker: "hey man, want to blaze?"
2: "yeah, I'm down"
3 hours later
2: "shit, i gotta pick up"
2: "yeah, I'm down"
3 hours later
2: "shit, i gotta pick up"
by MateTheSailor November 24, 2014
"Want to go outside and have a cig?"
"Ah, not yet man. I need some more drinks first. I'm just a wet smoker."
"Ah, not yet man. I need some more drinks first. I'm just a wet smoker."
by honestpooper November 16, 2021